Nyah, he can afford better drugs than crack.
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I may have missed the point. 
But wow. That’s crazy. I was kind of wondering why Microsoft had pulled out. I bet their bill was much much MUCH higher than 42K a month.
Elmo has deliberately not taken away Stephen King’s checkmark, because Elmo is a petulant man-baby.
The best.
Poor Matt Gertz has been mistaken on Twitter for Matt Gaetz soooooo many times.
What a clown.
On an unrelated note, Elmo has personally lost $13 billion in the last 24 hours.
What would be great is if his Muskrats were to start begging from free Twitter Blue as well.
Sadly, he could lose all but one of his billions and still be much than probably many of us combined. He will neve be poor and that’s a shame.
Semi-factual question, but one that will probably drip with malicious glee…
Who is currently floating all of the loans that the Muskrat used to buy twitter, and are they still verified? Did they pay, or were they also comped?
And with the value of the shares backing all those loans at least temporarily tanking, I wonder if they’ll join in the investor efforts to push EM away from the businesses whose reputation he taints with nearly ever titter?
Right, once you get past a certain point of massive, unfathomable wealth that has been dispersed through many different enterprises and investments, it’s almost impossible to lose it all.
Wealth does not, however, protect the wealthy individual from becoming a public laughingstock.
Well, this seems fine.
What a twist!
In the interest of full accuracy, which Musk clearly values. I think accounts where Musk is paying for the Twitter Blue should be labelled as “100% Musk Funded”.
It makes more sense from 20,000 feet in the air you see.
He was just celebrating 4/20 with his own personal $3 billion SpaceX fireworks show while puffing on a blunt, dude.
Misunderstood genius guy, he just a misunderstood genius.
Do you ever watch Musk’s antics and wonder if this is the most horrible stealth remake of Brewster’s [B]illions ever?
But without any fun, heart, or lessons learned of course.
I love the movie so much. I’ve owned it on VHS, DVD, and Bluray. I’ve no idea how many times I’ve watched it.
Even actual Muppets are dunking on Elmo now.
To quote another Teet I saw, “Imagine your $3 billion rocket exploding just after launch and it isn’t even the most embarrassing part of your day”.