Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

I’d buy a ticket to see that!

Musky is trying to wriggle out of his agreement with the SEC, but the judges aren’t having it.

The panel said the SEC’s “limited, appropriate inquiries in this case have not made compliance with the consent decree ‘substantially more onerous’” for Musk, as he had argued.

It also said Musk chose to allow screening of his tweets, and had no right to revisit the matter “because he has now changed his mind.”

I’d pay extra to be in the car.

Look up “Paradox Of Tolerane” for an explanation of the solid non-hypocritical logic of the statement.

You expect him to READ something? He’ll look at the title and go “Yeah, yeah. I got it.”

< chuckle > Sam reading a cite. < chuckle > He does not even read his own fucking cites.

As per SDMB tradition, pausing to note congruence of username and post.

Literal LOL. Thank you!

Your screen name is rather ironic as well.

Musky has really found his stride now.

George Soros’ investment fund has sold its entire stake in TSLA.

Elmo is responding with the level of emotional and professional maturity we’ve come to expect from him.

PS, Elmo; Magneto’s costume is cooler than yours.

Rather than ninja, complementary posts!

Things Magneto and George Soros have in common;

  1. They are Jewish
  2. They are Holocaust survivors
  3. …???
  1. They are Jewish

Hedley Lamarr: You said they are Jewish twice.
Elmo: I really hate Jews.

How the fuck does that idiot have 176 billion dollars? Did God lose a bet?

Well, he used to have 340 billion dollars, then he pissed half of it away running a social media site.

Musk reminds me of Norman Osborn.

Elon Musk is… The Knob-Goblin.

He’s a Beelzebub.