May it be so!
I can’t imagine how excited our resident Musk simp is for his race realist AI.
I read this as “two heaping poops”, which I can get with the cheapest coffee.
Like a particularly strong Twitter response to a media request?
Legal Eagle now has a video discussing Elon Musk suing the lawyers involved with the sale of Twitter to him.
It’s a really interesting video, and Devin sure doesn’t seem to be Elmo’s biggest fan.
Aside from the advertisements for his legal services and his sponsors, this guy appears to have the highest information/time ratio I have ever heard.
He speaks fast, for sure, but he speaks well.
Some of those coffee quantities sound really odd to me. I usually just make one mug at a time using a Melitta cone filter and Melitta scoop which I would guess to hold about a tablespoonful. Two heaping scoops is my minimum for good strong filter coffee to make about a 1.5 cup mug, if using finely ground filter coffee. My last coffee purchase I was too lazy to go to my usual place where I get my favourite beans and grind them fine in the store. I just picked up a bag of McCafe pre-ground, which is a coarser grind really intended for percolators. To make a decent mug of filter coffee, I use two overflowing scoops and then add another half scoop. But I do like my coffee strong. 
And now, back to hating Elmo!
Okay, we’re well into dick measuring territory. I use 100k kilograms per milliter. 
Back to Elmo.
I make my coffee using 14 hectares of coffee beans and one dram of water.
If we’re in dick measuring territory, we never left Elmo.
I just eat roasted coffee beans, my saliva is the water.
I like my coffee strong enough to float a pistol. And my penis is seven miles long.
You don’t dry your mouth with saltines first? Guess you like weak coffee…
…and 1 mm wide. Free advice: don’t whack off by rubbing it between your palm like you’re rolling play doh. 
PS I chew coffee beans, then piss out coffee. Which I sell to Starbucks.
I learned that when I was 13.
Why do the work yourself? Get some civets and sell that shit (literally)!
Might be an improvement in taste.
You guys drink coffee, huh? I have a guy who sells me soil from Columbian coffee fields and I just mix that with some of the sweat produced by my very manly labors.
Interesting thought.
In the fourth dimension, the overall size of your penis is effectively a measure of how much space your penis has moved through over the course of your life, multiplied by the physical volume of your 3D penis.
That could imply that the more you sit around and do nothing, the smaller your penis is, and the more you move around and visit new distant locations, the larger it is.
That said, Earth itself - the thing that we’re all sitting on - is moving in a corkscrew pattern through space so we’re all basically moving equally as one another regardless of how physically mobile we’re being relative to one another.
So that would put the main differentiators as the actual penis volume and the length of your life.