Deep Thoughts …
By Jack Handey
Bragging about how strong you like your coffee is sooo last year. According to his Muskiness, you’re the hippest and coolest if you brag about your farts.
One of the cool things about special relativity is that the four-dimensional volume of an object is invariant. Length contraction and time dilution are mechanisms to maintain the invariance.
In layman’s terms: swinging your dick around doesn’t make it any bigger.
See, this is what’s wrong with the SDMB - someone posts a perfectly innocent dick joke, and it inevitably devolves into a discussion of mathematics and physics.
Can’t believe you missed the opportunity to say:
Deep Thoughts…
by Jerk Handy
(Don’t you mean dilation?)
What other subjects should we discuss when it comes to measuring such a thing?
The Elon Musk Twitter business model:
Agile organic?
In shocking news, Musk is angry with the new Snow White.
I’m more and more convinced that rich people should care about rich people stuff like, I dunno, yacht racing, and leave the rest of us alone.
Space Exploitation is the new America’s Cup.
For anyone who would vomit at the thought of watching Tucker Carlson and Adrew Tate jerking each other off for two and a half hours while fellating Vladimar Putin (hell, I’d vomit at the thought of just watching Tucker), NFKRZ put out a good video on it the other day; he’s a Russian currently living in Georgia since shortly after the invasion of Ukraine who among other things has covered Tate, and conservative idiots in the West like Tucker and Tate who praise Russia as an anti-woke, anti-SJW, anti-LGBTQ paradise.
Lovely friends whose Twit Casts you try to boost and who you dole out ad revenue to there, Elmo.
ChatGPT, how do I destroy what little remains of my brand recognition?
Well, obviously the brand needs to be swept away and rebuilt from the ground up, because it’s been irreversibly tainted by (checks notes) everything that Musk has done to it over the last several months.
So, instead of Twitter it’ll just be… Twit?
And in honor of Elmer Fudd they’ll post tweats instead of tweets.
Sounds like Musk is doing a Ship of Theseus-type experiment.
Bluesky should rebrand itself Twitter when that’s all completed.
Meanwhile…
Good news: many of my soccer posts are getting a lot of likes lately!
Bad news: they are almost all from OnlyFans accounts.
I suppose that’s cheaper for them than getting bluechecks and paying for ads?
I think I’m noticing a pattern.
When does Elon announce that he’s changing his name to Xlon?
Elon MuX, surely?
I’m not on Twitter, but the same thing has been happening lately with my Reddit “followers”. I suspect that most of the ones I’ve had for years have also not been legitimate, but in the past few months I’ve gotten a lot more “followers” than I had gotten in the previous 4 years combined, and they always have an avatar which, while not explicit, implies they are OF. I guess OF accounts must be getting desperate.