Hard to believe it’s the same sneetch….
yep … same guy
who recommended the doc?
DJT???
Don’t be silly. Any doctor who would have been recommended by Trump would say he’s healthy enough to fight for multiple titles in several different forms of combat, against a bear if necessary.
Ongoing efforts to make Jeff Bezos look like the sane one continue.
I just suddenly remembered a Friends plot line where Monica was dating a tech billionaire who she thought was having a ring made because he was proposing to her but it turned out he was having a fighting ring made because he wanted to become the world’s greatest MMA fighter.
Yes, that character was played by Jon Favreau, of Iron Man and Mandalorian fame.
And now, courtesy of Elmo’s latest ketamine high, here’s I TOTALLY TALKED TO THE KING OF ITALY AND WE’RE GONNA HAVE THE FIGHT IN ANCIENT ROME.
Well, maybe my Nick’s rump, but otherwise that’s an insult to the rest of the Magnificent Pickle.
Everything in camera frame will be ancient Rome
Dude, forget electric cars, colonies on Mars and carving out tunnels to use electric cars in. Elmo has invented time travel! *
*Not as impressive as it sounds, all of this is happening inside the Matrix that Elmo thinks we live in after all.
Ironically, Zuckerberg’s porcelainesque visage and bowl cut make him look a bit like a statue of a Roman emperor. Such as this painted statue of the 1st century Roman emperor Caligula.
“And in the pedestal these words appear -
“My name is Ozymuskias, Chad of Chads!
Look on my tweets, ye basic, and LOLOL!”
Nothing besides remains…”
Odd. Usually Roman statues are quite lifelike, but Caligula looks like some sort of zombie automaton there.
Elon must be watching old Bruce Lee movies.
I bet if you charted out the data you’d see a direct correlation between when Elon hits the pipe, starts having manic intrrusive thoughts that he impulsively declares his intent to act on ("I’m gonna put a car in space on 4/20! I’m gonna buy Twitter! I’m gonna fight Mark Zuckerberg in the Coliseum)
We should see another tweet in 6-8 hours about how Elmo MEANT that he was going to kick Zuck’s ass at Mario Kart.
It’s from the ancient Roman animatronic attraction “The Hall of Emperors”.
Hmm, never having had a Twitter, sorry, X account (I get confused because it keeps taking me to twitter.com when I google twitter - why is that?) aren’t threats of violence a violation of their tos?
Twitter’s Violent Speech Policy | Twitter Help
Violent Threats
You may not threaten to inflict physical harm on others, which includes (but is not limited to) threatening to kill, torture, sexually assault, or otherwise hurt someone. This also includes threatening to damage civilian homes and shelters, or infrastructure that is essential to daily, civic, or business activities.
Agile tos violation immunity for only $44 billion?
I believe I read the Italian government felt Rome was not the best place for this engagement, which will definitely happen, without further doubt, at some future time, if not superseded by a civilized debate instead. Which sneetch has the biggest star?
Imagine what must go through your mind when you send this screenshot to a journalist and imagine that the conversation puts you in a good light:
Zuckerberg could not pay enough billions for a PR person this effective.
Am I feeling…respect for Mark Zuckerberg?? This makes me dislike Musk even more.