Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

No. Hiding that shit is exactly the wrong thing to do. It’s exactly why so many people are ignorant of Unit 731, or the Rape of Nanjing, or other activities by the Japanese Empire.

But feel free to flag it if you disagree, and Miller can hide it should he so choose.

I’ve said this before. I have years of experience with clinical trials. I know how they are done safely.

I wouldn’t trust Elmo to safely administer an aspirin, much less touch my goddamn brain.

Thanks for the link. I had not heard of Unit 731 before and am quite grateful to be educated. Sadly, that bit of history does not surprise me, other than why I hadn’t learned of it before.

Honestly, this seems like the least stupid thing Elmo’s done since he bought Twitter. However badly he’s ham-fisting it, at least he’s trying to draw users to his platform. Granted, this is Marketing 101 stuff, but given that he seems to have no idea how a social media platform works, you take what you can get.

Well, yeah, that’s what’s so funny about it – this is the kind of thing that would be done by the most junior flunkies in the marketing department, if there was one. But Elmo fired them all, so he’s doing it himself.

Oh god yes, I had that in my youtube subscription list. :face_holding_back_tears:

X/Twitter CEO released 2-minute video advert for X/Twitter, but it included embarrassing X’s/tweets. The video’s been taken down and re-released with those X’s/tweets removed:

A total free speech Crusader in search of the Truth and nothing but the Truth. That’s our Savior Elmo.

No matter how much airbrushing it takes.

In fact he’s created a whole ministry for it.

While I might trust Elmo to remove a splinter or lance a boil, I do not believe he has the knowledge to interface a brain.

I think he’s going to find that when his human test subjects start suffering crippling brain damage that he won’t just be able to have them put to sleep and declare that they were probably gonna die anyway.

The sad part is that the same people who are convinced that the covid vaccine is full of tracking devices, mind control drugs, and chemicals that rewrite your DNA so that you’re no longer human will probably be lining up to let Elmo staple a Bluetooth adapter to their frontal cortex.

Folks that are bad at risk assessment are … well … bad at risk assessment.

If I was actually concerned that Elmo could create an army of e-zombies shambling at his beck and call as he taps at his phone guiding, guiding them to their Great Common Destiny I’d be worried.

Knowing he’s just going to kill a bunch of CT-believers and Elmo first-adopter fanboyz, I’m much more sanguine.

You think any self-respecting tinfoil-hat-wearing CT-believer is going to submit to having something literally implanted inside their head?

Maybe they will object. Maybe they won’t. Depends on how good the chemtrails are working by then.

I just don’t get why this record didn’t stop him from being able to move on to human trials. You should be able to do something safely with your animal analog before human trials start. The FDA is used to dealing with people with a lot of money, so that wouldn’t seem to be sufficient. So what gives?

To borrow a brilliant phrase, “Think of it as evolution in action.”

We’re talking about people who believe that the world’s financial aid political elite are literal blood-sucking vampires, and that the point man fighting to expose them is Donald Trump.

Not big on internal consistency.

But this isn’t who will be the first subjects. It will be people with significant disabilities who have no other hope and are grasping at straws. And they’ll most likely get pain, suffering, and possibly death with no benefit from the treatment.

I feel sorrow for them and anger that this could be allowed.

And don’t forget the intersection of people who are in awe of Elmo’s ‘genius’ who would happily volunteer with no regard for the actual risks involved. This wasn’t Elmo’s doing, but it was a group doing one of Elmo’s big goals that his true believers think he’s actually going to deliver on in a non-suicidal manner: colonize Mars. Just a friendly reminder for Elmo, he’s already behind schedule on that brilliant idea. Eccentric billionaire in 2014 comes up with plan to colonize Mars starting no later than 2024, gets 300,000 volunteers to be the first ones to commit suicide in his plan. Surprisingly, I’m not talking about Elmo.