Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

This is a deliberate misrepresentation on his part. What he’s been doing is conflating impressions with views. Every time you scroll past a tweet on your feed or a video plays for two seconds, that counts as an impression, and he’s treating every one as if they read the whole tweet or watched the whole video, and he’s acting as if every impression represents a unique viewer and not one person scrolling past the same post 50 times.

I earnestly expect him to claim at some point that 11 billion people watched the latest Tucker Carlson video, “not including the bots”.

Well yes, but on top of that I wouldn’t regard a single statistic on his executive dashboard as reliable or trustworthy.

It’s actually slightly worse than that - impressions and video view counts are different. Here are the definitions from X/Twitter Help…

Impression: “Times a user is served a post in timeline or search results”

Video View count: “The main X video view metric is triggered when a user watches a video for at least 2 seconds and sees at least 50% of the video player in-view.”

If an impression is scrolled past in the woods and no eyeballs looked up on, does it trigger a view?

I also like the “… and rising” part. I guess we’re supposed to believe that new users are flocking in droves to this mismanaged total shambles which is now mainly only attractive to Nazis. Only Twitter insiders have any idea what the real numbers are, and I’m sure that even Elmo, as a petulant and vindictive man-child, isn’t getting them. All this information about massive numbers of new users comes to you from the same guy who blamed the Jews for the drop in revenue.

Yes, even with mimes.

More on video impressions vs views:

Elmo is truly a complicated man; he blathers on about AI being the second biggest threat to humanity behind underpopulation, yet names one of his children after the Elfish word for artificial intelligence (at least according to Grimes). He talks with Netanyahu about how to harness AI while mitigating its risks to destroy humanity while blaming the Jews for being behind sabotaging his business ventures and being the number one cause of antisemitism.

Good call, he’s already claiming the number of views of Tucker Carlson on Twitter exceeds the population of the United States.

I don’t think it’s that complicated at all. Elmo hates humanity (especially Jews), so it makes total sense.

oddly enough - what you are describing is not unlike what Putin gets to see/hear …

once you start throwing the messengers out of the window / under the bus … you will only get a pre-screened sub-set of reality presented … :wink:

That’s not quite it.

Elmo likes humanity - it’s just that he read Dune when he was 14 or so, took the first chapter way too seriously, and has managed to build a worldview around believing that most homo sapiens either aren’t real (cf his obsession with simulation theory, The Matrix, and “NPCs”) or don’t count as fully human (apartheid).

Yeah, I should say he probably hates most humans, those that don’t meet his “standards”.

You know, the ones he won’t let on his Space Ark when he colonizes Mars.

You will note the soldiers keeping the dark-skinned hordes away at gunpoint.

That’s just what I was thinking of.

What pulp story is that image from?

Apparently it’s a 1968 painting called “The Ark of Space” by sci-fi illustrator Shigeru Komatsuzaki. But I don’t know where it was originally published.

Oh wait, maybe I do:

And finally, everything you ever wanted to know about sci-fi versions of Noah’s Ark pictures courtesy of Attempted Bloggery, including a reproduction of Brown’s 1939 magazine cover. (Which, interestingly, appears to show white armed guards repulsing a crowd of overwhelmingly or entirely white would-be refugees.)

A glimpse into the mind of Elon Musk:

Elmo tells AOC that FEMA isn’t doing enough to prevent natural disasters from happening.

Elmo probably heard from MTG that the Joos have space lasers they use to control the weather. If only the Joos would use their space lasers for good to prevent natural disasters instead of starting wildfires with them.