Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

I understand and agree about this stuff being musk’s attitude towards women that was being referenced. However, calling women “broodmares” in virtually any circumstance raises my hackles. Grimes: Yeah, I’ve read about her and she seems a bit ermmm out there, but I still wouldn’t refer to her as a broodmare. Dim wit, knuckle head, loon, etc. hell yeah. My point was that the stupid names were as much her stupid compliance? Ideas? As his. Feminism also means taking responsibility.

-Stepping off soap box 'cause it’s way to high man.-

Everybody, including Musk himself, knows exactly why.

Though the better questions are but one step removed, namely: “Y do I let my childish impulses get the better of me?” and “Y don’t people like me?” and “Y can’t I neg political and legal systems like an awkward 14 year old on his middle school crush and get away with it?”

Also, in another way, you’ve sprung upon the wrong chromosome. For some reason, he’s self-admittedly fascinated with the letter X, not Y

It’s funny, you combine that along with his belief that “they” want “your” extinction when commenting about the Charlottesville neo-Nazis chanting “Jews will not replace us” it almost sounds like he believes in The Great Replacement. You know, combine that with his stated belief that the ADL is the number one cause of antisemitism, and it’s almost like there’s a pattern emerging. Can’t quite put my finger on what it is; oh well, must be nothing.

He’s a free speech absolutist, donchaknow!

Oh this is gonna be good

What do you take, toke, smoke, or imbibe to push your mushy brain into that decision?

And how do we get it out to the rest of the world of losers?

Asked and answered - ketamine.

I’ve specifically read that one of the hallmarks of a ketamine high is a feeling of invincibility or omnipotence, which certainly explains a lot of his wackier decisions. “I’M GONNA PUT A CAR IN SPACE! I’M GONNA MAKE A PICKUP TRUCK THAT LOOKS LIKE PS1 GRAPHICS AND SELL IT FOR $100K! I’M GONNA PUT A GIANT SEIZURE-INDUCING SIGN ON A BUILDING WITH NO PERMITS! I’M GONNA SHUT DOWN TWITTER IN THE ENTIRE EU!”

So the same ketamine that drove his brain into la-la land, inspired him to something sane?

“The source of, and solution to, all our problems.”

We’ll see how sane Libs of Tiktok thinks it is next time she doesn’t get paid for her tweets about how school lunch is making kids trans or something.

It’s also a symptom of mental illnesses such as the manic episodes of bipolar-1.

Ask me how I know.

Well,

A) For once I don’t have to think “Wow, I did a shitload of drug X and somehow didn’t end up a mush brained idiot”

B) The one person I’ve known who I knew was really into ketamine had decided he was conversing with aliens. I can’t be bothered to remember where these aliens were from or how they were communicating with him, but it was weird enough for me to think “Yeah, this person has forgotten that they have taken a very powerful drug, and some of the stuff they are perceiving may or may not be actually happening”

Oh great, now Eloon is going to want his service to be an Everything app including communication, banking AND NOW a mind-altering drug in a literal, rather than figurative sense.

You and giving him ideas!

It’s a dating service! It’s a bank! It’s BOTH!

https://www.mediaite.com/tech/elon-musk-declares-x-will-be-a-fully-fledged-dating-site-within-the-year-report/

Worst dating site ever. The pool is pretty damn shallow.

I’m sorry, I swear.

ETA: Unless, it is yet another useless function he assigns to his developers! Hah, 4-d chess!

When I’m looking for a bank in which to save my hard-earned money, these are the important checkboxes that I require it to tick off, at a minimum:

□ Run by Nazis
□ Promotes anti-semitic white supremacist propaganda
□ Has recently fired 80% of its employees
□ Guy at the top is a crackhead and/or ketamine addict
□ Guy at the top has been charged by the SEC for fraud
□ Is also a dating site

Any reputable bank will check all six boxes and this indicates a base level of trustworthiness and stability.

“But the frogurt is cursed”

Do I at least get my choice of toppings?

Yes, all the Ketamine you want. But be careful, it makes you spend a lot of money on a site named Twitter.

“Yes. But the toppings contain Chlorophenylmethylaminocyclohexanone. That’s bad.”