Wait. All the nudity in my main feed was prior to porn being allowed??? Yowza
I guess that explains all the sexy lady new “followers” I’ve been accumulating over the last couple of months.
I just checked X which I rarely go to, and I only have one follower, and that’s my wife.
But I think she’s a sexy lady.
I wish there were a filter or blocking setting.
You mean a Woke Cancel Culture button??
Fuck yeah.
Same here…
Your one follower is also my wife? Cool.
My one follower is definitely your wife.
/jk 
I don;t see any Cheeto stains on those fingers…
That’s because they’re inside the fists! 
Musk diverted 12,000 GPU chips reserved for Tesla over to X instead. Maybe not the best news to come out when trying to convince Tesla shareholders to pay an excessive compensation package.
Tesla is publicly traded, which means that, unlike his other companies, Elmo has a fiduciary duty to people other than himself.
At what point do the shareholders show him the door for self-dealing at their expense?
Alas, he controls a large block of stock with family/cronies along with Elmo cult members. Don’t be shocked to see his bloat package pass. Tesla is going to the dogs, he’s lost interest. The new plaything is AI and his doomed to fail robotaxi windmill.
Sounds like class action time to me.
ETA: Not a class action, but it turns out one was just filed a few days ago.
Seriously, between his ego, yes men, possible (probable) drug use, poor impulse control and the rest of the package that is Musk, I expect that much like Trump, we’re eventually going to get a “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH” moment out of Elon where he admits to doing something illegal while claiming it is his absolute right to do something because… reasons…
(okay, probably it would technically be “again” since he’s done a lot of stuff that has already gotten him in trouble with the SEC along with others, but it’ll be even more blatant)
And while Trump is finding it harder and harder to get away with that, I don’t think Elon is going to have even the initial success or deference that has plagued efforts to hold Trump accountable - although since he actually HAS the sort of money (absolute magnitude TBD of course) that Trump claims, he’ll still benefit from endless delays.
But unlike Trump or Jesup Musk doesn’t have that same ranting rage issue. Musk occasionally get obviously perturbed but he keeps it in check So rather than being forced out a a fit of peak, it is more likely to come out more casually in an interview setting, while half out of his gourd on Ketamine"
“Well, um er there is no concern about the safety of our implants, because, well you see they have all been tested, so, so that all of the kinks had been worked out, yes um we actually got 300 kids from Mexico and um by the time of the final trials the number of hemorrhages dropped to practically nil. Um why are you looking at me like that…”
*pique
Elmo’s hitting the K again.
