[snort] Well done.
Elmo is moving his companies out of California because the state isn’t requiring schools to out trans kids to bigoted parents.
Cheese is slipping off. He’ll go the way of Steve Jobs shortly.
Anti-Steve Jobs, the cancer slowly dying because it has terminal Elon Musk.
It seems as though Apartheid Elmo is intent on alienating at least half of the buying public. His ‘genius’ knows no bounds.
So, for his company town, will he build his own power plant? And hurricane shelters?
I don’t think Mars has hurricanes.
Possibly yes to the former (while ignoring environmental and safety standards, of course. Or any standards of decency).
The latter? Maybe for himself. For his employees? Ha! Part of the reason for the move to Texas was the relative ease with which the state allows him to treat his employees like garbage.
It gets the occasional dust storm with winds over 60mph, but that’s about it.
Given the very low atmospheric pressure on Mars, even in the lowlands, that 60mph wind doesn’t carry much oomph behind it. Like an almost imperceptible breeze on Earth.
Not enough to topple a rocket, which was the one major bit of creative license in The Martian, as I understand.
Elmo has vowed to destroy the woke mind virus.
(The vow is at the end of the clip.)
How is it that a man with 12 children is so fucking terrible at being a dad?
I don’t think volume is the key to good parenting.
I mean, I decided when I was a teenager that I never wanted to have kids because my dad was a terrible father and with my upbringing I didn’t think I could be the kind of father a child deserves, and the best thing for me to do was break the cycle by not participating. And here’s this asshole pumping them out left and right like he needs a genetically compatible kidney donor and he seems to be indifferent to them at best and actively hostile to them at worst.
“Statistically speaking, I should be able to do well with one of my kids.”
Many even consider it negatively correlated as the number of former partners/mothers of those children goes up
They’ll all be fighting over his money someday.
Of course he is. They are lifestyle accessories, not children to be nurtured and loved. It’s all about him, not them.
And in another thread of ElmoThink, they are the start of the Master Race. I’m actually a bit surprised he’s not going full Charlemagne. Yet. IOW, trying to leave 500 direct offspring and predominantly male intending to conquer pollute the human gene pool forever.