He could start another company, MuskX, and operate on the HelloFresh model. Every month subscribers receive a chilled turkey baster full of essential Musk fluids and try to impregnate themselves / dress a salad. He’d hit 500 Musklets in no time.
Lol, his fanboys would corner the market. DR. Strangelove would never let such an opportunity pass him by.
Plus, just attempting to generate enough ‘product’ to satisfy orders would keep him too busy and exhausted to do anything else. Win-win!
Or he’d do the usual thing and a few people might get a delivery 5 years late, if at all, and he gets some free publicity in the mean time.
He’s actually made a good start. In a thousand years, he’ll be one of the forgotten ancestors of quite a lot of people.
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IANA expert, and I recognize that horses and cattle have larger ejaculate volumes than mere humans. But the people who manage stallions and bulls for semen production manage to spread one male load across an awful lot of sales. Which sales technique must result in lots of successful pregnancies or they’d not get much repeat business.
Properly captured, stored, diluted, and then inserted into the target individual using scientific means or IVF, one male human shot of sperm could probably produce a few thousand viable embryos. And maybe even 10x that number. We are talking 250M-plus sperm per load.
Unrelated to the above …
Which may be why he’s so wound up about having a transgender offspring. Those folks, of whichever nature and for whatever reason, have a very low rate of reproduction. Lopping off 1/12 ~= 8% of his eventual multi-thousand member downline has gotta hurt for a guy bent on world domination forever.
Damn! You are one Smooth-Talkin’ Romantic Devil, You! 
Who knew world domination would be so … clinical?!?
Given what I know about that,
Elon: WAIT!!! You want to stick that where? I thought semen collection was going to be fun for me…
Everything I know about the semen collection process comes from watching an episode of Dirty Jobs. In that case / episode it was a retired racehorse stallion.
Host Mike had what can best be described as a horse-sized fleshlight and the stallion knew exactly what was coming and could hardly wait to engage with it. The hard part of that dirty job was/is standing right next to a very large, very strong, and very, very excited but not very smart animal who’s really, really thinkin’ with the (very big) little head right then.
What I’m, slightly, aware of is electrical stimulation of the prostate.
Apparently often unnecessary for stallion semen collection (no pix, thankfully), once the horses “learn to respond without a mare, using conditioned stimuli such as estrous mare urine, a specific conditioned auditory cue, or other situational cues”.
Still too much cross-species manual stimulation in that procedure description for my liking, but I guess if you need horse semen deposited somewhere other than inside a mare then you do what you gotta do.
Whether horses or Elmo, definitely better you than me
I can only think of this.
I initially read that sentence as “Hot Mike had what can be best described as a horse-sized fleshlight…” and thought, “That is not a situation where I would want to be thought ‘hot’.”
Gives a new meaning to the phrase “hot mic moment”, right?
Somewhere a screenwriter is furiously typing away at the script for the new romantic screwball comedy, “Hot Mike”.
Certain documentaries suggest that works on human males too. Volunteers are apparently not hard to find.
The www is quite a fountain of knowledge on all things ejaculatatory.
@Smapti just above. Did you find that or use a comic generator to create that just for us? In either case I salute your fine and perceptive sensibilities on the topic.
The comic is signed by Sophie Labelle.
I found one panel of that strip on her Instagram page.
https://www.instagram.com/labellesophie/?hl=en
She’s clearly really, really good.
More of her work is here:
Cool. Not someone I was aware of. Seems I have some reading to do.