Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

The Goddamn maggot-ridden cookies and Goat-piss are over there on the fucking table.

This is the Pit, now.

We do have standards, after-fucking-all.

You can tell it’s the fucking table because of all the cacti.

I prefer the regular table and its refreshments.

Me too. That’s the only thing I ever do on Twitter; follow tweets from certain organizations, and on occasion tweet back to them.

If they left I’d literally have no reason to use it ever. And I rarely do now anyway.

I’ve always found the “Six months’ worth of expenses” thing risible. Some can do that. Most cannot.

I can sort of do that. I have a big enough credit line that I can pay my bills on credit for 6 months before I max out.

It’s not great but it’s better than being flat broke. I even had to use it once years ago when I was unemployed and ineligible for benefits. I didn’t miss a mortgage payment thanks to my credit. And I was able to pay off my credit after I got a job by cashing in some old stock.

But no, I can’t keep enough in savings for that. (Almost, these days I should have a few months’ worth in there.)

Thanks for the hearty welcome all you motherless bastards. I don’t have much to add to this thread but perhaps I’ll come back when Musk does something stupid again. Odds are it won’t take long.

Just put “Elon Musk News” in Google now and then, you’ll see something soon for sure.

The EU is warning Elon that it’s going to block Twitter if it doesn’t return to content moderation.

Speaking of which, I tried to report a Tweet this morning that was attacking a gender fluid person, and Twitter replied back that they only deal with reports of ethnic and racial attacks.

The lawyer representing many of the fired employees has fired a warning shot across King Baby’s bow.

Ouch!

In a twist that surprised exactly one person, the guy who was previously banned from Twitter for posting anti-Semitic shit has now been banned from Twitter again after Elon lifted his ban and he posted more anti-Semitic shit.

Interestingly enough, Elon actually managed to crack an amusing joke about the banning.

In Ye’s defense, who the fuck can tell what Elon will consider acceptable or not on a daily, if not hourly, basis?

Maybe he’ll change his mind again on the banning after he’s lit up - both a joint and by white supremacists defending Hitler

Why does Musk hate free speech?

As bad as Ye’s judgment is in general, I think he nailed it about the real cause of the ban:

“Let’s always remember this as my final tweet,” Ye wrote, posting an unflattering image of Musk half-naked on a yacht.

Because he hates when someone says something he disagrees with. He can’t accept when he’s wrong.

I suppose I forgot the /s.

Ah, I see.

“I’m letting you back in, but you’ll depend on staying on MY good graces” … very probably why you-know-who is not enthusiastic about a return to Twitter.

So now we have a foolproof plan to shut down the actual troublemakers who use Twitter. Just goad each of them into insulting Musk and he’ll wield the banhammer on them all one by one.

It’ll take Elon a lot of hours to ban 100M racists & anti-democratic types in general, but what better has he to do with his time than defend his ego against all comers?