Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

For somebody who hates communists as much as Musk does it sure is strange that he dodged conscription into an army that was actively fighting “communists”.

And I know that Musk claims he avoided national service because he didn’t want to fight for the apartheid regime, but I think that’s bullshit. He fled the country out of terror of an incoming black led government and an imagined white genocide scenario. He still goes on about white genocide in SA and is convinced it is just around the corner / currently happening.

Given the U- in U-boat is short for Untersee Boot, I bet it can do that just great. Under the sea is easy.

It’s the Wieder auf dem See Boot * part that’s hard.


* “On top of sea again boat”

What the absolute fuck.

Elon Musk has reached the “drinking his own piss” stage of insanity, hasn’t he?

This sounds like Mush proposing a form of the Confederacy.

Dan

Happy to see we’re blazing historical trails.

Oh wait. Rich, powerful dudebros controlling everything? Been there, done that

I’m white, and South African. I am also Zimbabwean, a country which went to actual race war in the late 80s. That could well have ended in genocide, me and my family killed or exiled.

Yet, around just 20 years later, I, and my drunk, stoned, all-white cohort of long-haired hippie teenage friends could (and did) literally drive up to the officer’s mess inside the well-guarded Presidential Guard (I mean, these are the Presidential Body guard, the most elite force in Zim) compound directly opposite Robert Mugabe’s palace and go in to order a beer or several. And have a beer with a Colonel. And have a fucking Colonel in the Zimbabwean army buy us a round.

I can’t say my experience will be similar to that of the USA, but it sure does not go so well with Elons race paranoia.

South Africa is pretty fucked right now by any objective estimate, but we are improving both economically and in social equality. Slow, but steady. Too slow, but it is happening.

In short, as we say here in South Africa, “Elon se poes”

Psst - so’s yendis.

We’ll know to worry when he starts peeing in his toenail jars and putting toenail clippings in his pee jars…

Elmo seems to think he’s going to somehow seize the president of Brazil’s plane.

As long as it doesn’t hit a fire hydrant.

To be fair, the US just seized the plane of the President of Venezuela.

Somehow, however, I doubt if Biden will listen to Elmo’s pleadings.

US seizes Venezuelan President Maduro’s plane, DOJ says (msn.com)

He’s not just worried about white genocide in South Africa. White genocide at the hands of the Jews is what the Great Replacement that he’s espoused belief in is all about.

I think he’s counting on a different president, who would be all too willing to seize Brazilian property.

Imagine a world where Musk owns trump.

No, wait … we don’t have to imagine it; we’re living in it.

Now once trump is the puppet president doing Musk’s bidding, then the wild ride will really start.

Agile flip flop, sir! :slight_smile:

Oh, no! Don’t tell Trump about this or he will never drive his cybertruck. You have a battery and then there’s water. And what if there was a shark nearby? What would he do?!

(And in case anyone wonders, Trump got the cybertruck as a gift recently.)
Donald Trump got a Tesla Cybertruck from a controversial influencer—right after the former president said EVs will ‘destroy the country’ (yahoo.com)

8D Monopoly!

I’m sure Elmo’s tantrum is unchanged.

But the actual grownups at SpaceX intervened and did the necessary business thing.