Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

And the ones left (which won’t include Musk) can have their convention in a small booth at the local diner.

Musk is currently squabbling with Libs of TikTok and demanding she check her facts. I need more popcorn.

They are not cheap labor serfs in terms of the quality of their work, but they are treated that way by employers.

Man who’s never heard of Ernst Rohm says AFD can’t possibly be Nazis because their leader is gay.

Elmo tells anti-H1B magas to fuck themselves in the face.

Quoting Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, it seems.

Worst person you know just made a great point;

Whatever your position on H1B visas, the fact Musk is adopting the position that would benefit him financially is roughly as surprising as the sun rising in the East.

Musk will ALWAYS support what he perceives as being proftable for him. Always.

Sure. Elmo is as racist as they come, but never at the expense of his balance sheet.

Besides, as has been pointed out, being virulently racist doesn’t prevent someone from wanting to fundamentally enslave someone else. Many fine Americans ™ did exactly that for a century of the country’s history.

My new MCU headcanon is that Elon Musk was exposed as a Hydra operative in 2014 and has spent his time since then in that secret Russian jail where they used to keep Winter Soldier.

It just occurred to me that Trump is running a clone of Musks’s Xitter. And they expect to get along?

Elmo is bad at socking.

Elmo just figuring out just now that he bought the world’s most expensive complaint machine.

I’m sure his fanboys are frantically grabbing for images of sunsets to post.

I’m equally sure that X’s reputation as a cesspool will remain intact.

The new 4chan. Nothing more, nothing less.

Yeah. As I understand it, complete with child porn and all the other features of 4chan.

4chan at least produced the SCP Foundation in its heyday. I doubt anything comparable will arise out of Elmo’s clusterfuck.

An old comic:

Of course Twitter and Pedobear are both much older now.

Apparently, “Adrian Dittmann” turned up in another voice chat today and spent an awful lot of time talking about how it’s OK for Elon (who he has never met and is totally not the same person as) to do ketamine because he has a prescription and a lot of high-powered business guys do it and he works so very very hard all the time and everyone says so many mean things about him online.

Imagine having more money than God and trying to John Barron a bunch of nerds with your instantly recognizable stuttering Afrikaans accent instead of just hiring a PR firm.

That’s the thing that bemuses me the most about Elon: he’s the richest man in history, and he doesn’t know how to be rich.