“Now son you just relax and have a good time at the prom with my daughter. I’ll be down here waiting for you when you get back.”
I see a flamethrower on the back wall in pic #3 :eek:
Not to mention at least two mortars and numerous heavy and medium machine guns.
Somebody is ready for a zombie apocalypse.
Well, when I win the lottery I know what I’m doing, only I’m going big, not like this amateur.
I’ll happily pay a dollar to the first person who visits this guy, gets a tour of the armory, looks around, lets out a low whistle, and says “Wow…your dick must be like <hold fingers 1/2” apart> this tiny…".
I think I saw this room in Tremors, where the gun nut and his wife defended themselves against the giant worm thingy that came right through their basement walls.
Roddy
I e-mailed the links to my husband and he said it’s almost as nice as his gun vault is going to be someday.
The plush purple sofa is a nice touch.
Burt Gummer: Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn’t ya you bastard!
(nevermind…)
Where does that white door lead? The garage?!?
OH…well then…I’ve gone and soiled myself…happy now?
MT
He sure likes BARs.
That is…amazing.
Yep. I bet he got a good upper-body workout just lifting them all into place!
I stand corrected…there is a heaven…
My immediate thought was “Now there’s a man who has to jerk off with a pair of tweezers!”
Impressive! But. . . I’m assuming he has an igloo in the back yard for his ammunition?
Small winky, indeed. At least us real men use the weapons we’ve got. 
Tripler
“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.”
Seconded.