Now THAT's a gun vault!

[Terrifel]

@Argent Towers

There needs to be a new Godwin’s Law-style law about how whenever there’s a thread about guns, trucks, or other manly things, someone will inevitably make a penis-size-compensating reference.

She will laugh at my manly things
She will laugh at my manly things
Why must everybody laugh at my manly things?

[masterofnone]

@Argent Towers

There needs to be a new Godwin’s Law-style law about how whenever there’s a thread about guns, trucks, or other manly things, someone will inevitably make a penis-size-compensating reference.

Congratulations, you’ve just established Argent Towers’ Law! Glad I didn’t come up with that one!

[lieu]

Dude, hold your head up!

[HMS_Irruncible]

@Diomedes

Almost certainly the guns. Just the AKs, M-16s, BARs Tommy guns and other small arms are going to retail for between $500 and $2000 apiece. The Barretts probably closer to $5k-$10k. He’s got at least 100 weapons hanging there on the walls, not to mention the AA Cannon sitting in the middle of the floor.

AA Cannon? Poor fool… doesn’t he know that, statistically speaking, an AA cannon is more likely to shoot down a family member’s airplane than an intruder’s?

[HMS_Irruncible]

@Argent Towers

There needs to be a new Godwin’s Law-style law about how whenever there’s a thread about guns, trucks, or other manly things, someone will inevitably make a penis-size-compensating reference.

Sure, but can we call it the Hestin-Bobbitt law?

[Precambrianmollusc]

What is the large tube type thing on top of the big gun with the chain of bullets hanging out behind the purple couch in the third picture?

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[HMS_Irruncible]

@friedo

The plush purple sofa is a nice touch.

If I had a gun vault like that, I’d be tempted to paint the whole goddam thing hot pink with a hello kitty motif, and you got somethin’ to say about that? I thought not.

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@Hirundo82

Agreed that the guns are more expensive, but you are drastically underestimating some of those prices. Assuming that they are transferrable (ie not dealer-only samples) and full-auto (not look-alikes),

I was intentionally trying to price them low: assuming that all weapons had been converted from full-auto. On further thought, you’re almost certainly right: A guy with a weapons cache like this would probably have pre-ban weapons, or have converted replaced trigger groups with full-auto ones. I really thought my lowball estimate would have been expensive than the plane… but then, I guess I don’t know much of anything about the pricing of small planes.

[silenus]

@NaturalBlondChap

What is the large tube type thing on top of the big gun with the chain of bullets hanging out behind the purple couch in the third picture?

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If you are referencing the Browning Machine Gun, Cal. .50, M2, HB, Flexible, that “large tube-type thing” is a sight. From what I can see probably some sort of light-amplification sight for use against ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.

[UncleBeer]

I was sent these pics by e-mail last week with a claim that this was Chuck Heston’s collection. Anybody know if there’s any truth to that claim?

This message board makes a claim that the guns belonged to Bruce Stern - whoever the hell that is:

Charleton Heston Gun Vault - Maybe? - Calguns.net

[Boozahol_Squid_P.I]

@NaturalBlondChap

What is the large tube type thing on top of the big gun with the chain of bullets hanging out behind the purple couch in the third picture?

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The weapon is an M2 Browning. It looks like some crazy sort of scope… probably with light amplification.

On preview: what silenus said.

[UncleBeer]

As a WAG, I’d say the value of the guns there is easily greater than $1,000,000; probably more like $5 million.

If, as stated in that link I gave above, these were Bruce Stern’s guns, a portion of his collection was recently auctioned off - for $12.7 million.

Julia Firearms Auction Takes Record $12.7 million | Auction Publicity

Bruce Stern, it seems is another NRA board member.
http://www.nrawinningteam.com/bios00/stern.html

[Precambrianmollusc]

@Diomedes

The weapon is an M2 Browning. It looks like some crazy sort of scope… probably with light amplification.

On preview: what silenus said.

Thanks (Silenus also), although why you would need a sight on that thing I am not sure. I would think it does a pretty good job of making the scenery and all that resides in it, disappear.