[sub]This is it. I’ve spent my entire lunchtime and this is positively, absolutely, the last one.[/sub]
When stories are spun
in metaphorical fun
that’s allegor-ay
[sub]That said, if you don’t send me money right now I feel sure I could come up with just. one. more.[/sub]
When it’s finally time
To clean up all the grime,
That’s a chore day.
There’s no more snow
And spring starts to show
Just before May.
Okay… I know Chef Troy’s probably smack me on the knuckles with the ruler for this one, but I’m trying it anyway…
When you wake in the morn
and you’re hard as a horn
Skip the foreplay
A canadian man
Black skinned and Arab
That’s a Moor, eh?