Just got about five copies of this in my email. I need to go retrain my spamguard. Until I do that, enjoy the following craziness:
My Dear
I got your contact from random search , and I am very sorry
to interrupt your peace since you are not expecting to
receive any mail from me.
However,I was obliged to do so due to the importance and
urgency of the message.I crave your indulgence,and want to
reassure you that I mean well and that it is only for our
mutual good. So please do not be embarrassed.
My name is DR TERRY BRUCE ; I am a social worker with an
international Non-Governmental/Voluntary organization based
in Switzerland. I am the Accounts/ Project Director
in-charge of the Middle E ast regional representation. Our
organization, through local NGO’S and other Agencies and in
partnership with the United Nations High Commission for
Refugees, UNHCR, UNESCO, etc works and sponsors development
projects and social services in some third world/
developing countries, assistance and re-settlement of
victims of natural disaster, civil wars and Refugees,
displaced/oppressed children and minority people around the
world.
I am just back from Iraq where in the cause of performing
our duties we found a huge amount of cash in an abandoned
Palace, I reached an agreement with the members of my team
whom are UN officials and we agreed to keep this money to
ourselves and then moved the box out of Iraq to Europe
(with their immunity as UN officials they are not searched
at borders or airports).Now, I am in need of a reliable and
trustworthy person or company overseas whom I can c
onfidently work with since my work does not permit me to
own a foreign bank account or any personal business until
retirement, I have the honor to confide this information in
you and to request for your pleasure to assist to receive
and secure the money in your account, pending our
retirement from service.
Please understand that my approach to you is based only on
my positive reasoning and on the belief that you will not
disappoint or betray me at last. The amount is fairly huge
and we have agreed that on completion of the deal, you will
retain some reasonable percentage of the money(30%) as a
compensation for your assistance.the amount of the money is
TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($25million)To
sider our official positions, reputation and integrity,
especially,the opportunities in the business itself, it is
very necessary that all due care be taken so that we do not
miss the opportunity due to carelessness. You are herefore
expected and advised to display high degree of
maturity,responsibility and understanding in handling this
information. I will give you all the details in my next
mail when you have indicated your interest and commitment
to work with me.
Always remember that this is the highest confidence and
trust any person can repose on the other, especially when
it is considered that we did not know ourselves before. I
hope you will honor me too. We can come over to join you
for sharing and to guarantee that we have unlimited access
to you before and when the funds hit your account.Moreso
for an effective and easy communiation I will advice that
you furnish me with your telephone, cell and .I eagerly
await your positive response.
Best regards,
DR TERRY BRUCE