Tonight!
On Animal Planet!
John Edward visits Sonya Fitzpatrick on “The Pet Psychic”!
And you thought Fox was the epitome of bad TV.
This has something to do with the talking carp , I just know it.
Doesn’t John Edward always talk carp??
OK, I watched John Edward once, took me about thirty seconds to figure out he was a fake.
I’ve watched the Pet Psychotic a few times, just 'cause the animals are so cute, but it took me about thirty seconds to figure out she was a fake. I loved the episode where she told a vet that was keeping a diabetic cat with a terminal heart condition that “what is heart?”- the cat didn’t know what heart meant, then when she telepathically explained it to the cat, she came back to the vet and told her the cat was cool with the whole dying thing, it wasn’t afraid, ready to go to kitty heaven, yada yada. Yeesh.
I can’t believe that people are so gullible. I mean, believing is psychics, yeah, but Edward in particular, you can tell a lot of the time he’s reaching- he’s even gone so far when he couldn’t get a “hit” as to say, “well, I must be talking to someone else’s departed relative” and hunt around until he found a person who had a dead uncle or something that fit the profile of the person he was describing. And yet…
I watched the Pet Psychic a few times until I just couldn’t take her blatant bullshit scam anymore. I know she’s a fraud, but she’s not even a very covincing fraud. Did she ever converse with any fish? I always ask this because I guess she knows that would be pushing the scam too far to be believeable even to the people who buy into her crap.
John Edward, on her show? Are they going to team up and contact Miss Cleo’s career? Find out from Spuds MacKenzie if heaven has beer on tap? See if Trigger resents being stuffed and mounted in the Roy Rogers Museum? Inquire if Lee Marvin and the drunken horse from Cat Ballou hang out?
Maybe they could find out of my cousins’s dog Bo was reunited with his amputated leg in the afterlife.
At least James van Praag, or whatever the hell his name is, has lost his show already.
Eve should try out that Furniture Psychic bit she spoofed these twits with in a thread once. She knew her stuff and was more entertaining than any of these hucksters. She’d make a mint.
This chick says the talks to dead pets! Look Bob, it’s a tie in the race for Biggest Douche in the Universe! Van Praagh a 7-1 shot, his horse broke its(mumble)when his show was cannned. Whaddaya mean i can’t say his hore broke his(bleep) and had to be(bleep) we all know it to be true.! This lot is far more douchy than that ghasly Emeril and he was 12 to 3 the favorite.
The one time I watched Animal Psychic, she was already talking to dead pets, so what does she need him for?
I went to a Pet Fair over the weekend, and saw lots and lots of booths with “Animal Communicators.” It was very scary. Lots of booths to help your pets with Aromatherapy and Astrology, too. The only aromotherapy most dog wants is to roll in poop or dead rabbits. It was kind of scary, since they also had legitimate things like booths for local veterinary colleges, animal behaviorist who actually know something about training your dog, and things like that. I wonder if your average pet owner can tell the difference between and animal behaviorist and an animal communicator. There were also crazy people there trying to convince me that I should buy Kosher canned food for my dog because nothing else was good for them (even though they sold dried food as well). I did find a place that made nice personalized mat with my dog’s breed’s pic and name to put my dogs food dishes on, though, so that was good.
The funniest pet psychic story I ever heard was a woman who could read your pets over the phone via this talk show…you just had to give the pet’s name and color.
So this woman calls in and says my cat, Jim, is missing…do you know where he is?
and the psychic was quiet for a second and said…“He’s up a little higher than he’d like to be…and that’s all he’'s going to say”
Gee, you think he coulda been up a tree? 
I caught a little bit of that show, it weas hilarious. She pulled the “Cold Reading” or whatever its called on John Edward, and you cold just see him thinking “HOLY SHIT she knows my scam”! Then it went on to pretty much a bragging match between the two of them. Absolutly priceless!!!