They’re always the last place you look.
After she was taken to the police station,
:eek:
Vaginas are not meant to hold keys! That sounds sharp and metal and ow!
Okay okay okay… from now on I’ll look there first.
Ya and I heard the keys were attached to a chain wallet. And had a block of wood attached ala gas station restrooms. And a little can of pepper spray that went off…
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘chastity belt’…
I love this guy!
…screw the flashlight, if you help me find my car keys we can drive out…
the vagina: Nature’s Pocket
Sounds like a great hiding place.
“Excuse me, miss, the CIA is trying to confiscate my penis. I need a place to hide it.”
You better check for keys, spare change, and other assorted items before you hide your penis in there.
I wonder where she keeps the spare?
What do you think foreplay is for?
Foreplay?
You’re obviously not a fan of golf.
I wonder if double sided keys work best? You know, more ribs…for her pleasure!
Good question… it’s not like the old days when everyone knew their neighbors and you could leave your spare keys in the vagina next door.
What if it was only the valet key?
That’s just not right. I code lock cylinders and the lube I use makes my skin turn red. I can only imagine what it would do to a vagina.
Turn it pink?
Really? I thought Nature’s Pocket was the other hole.