NSFW: Skank Porkers

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Freshman year in college at my cousin’s apartment, in his bedroom, on a twin-size mattress on the floor (I wasn’t allowed to pork skanks on his bed), I was porking this skank (who I’d met before when I came to check out the school when I was still in highschool).

Anyway, all three room mates bust in laughing with a Polaroid instant camera, and snap a photo.

It was the best photo ever, I had a shit-eating grin orders of magnitude beyond Jack Nicholson. I was holding her legs open for the camera. She was grinning but covering her eyes.

I was so proud of that picture, that I left it out a little too long. One of the roommates got tired of it I guess and ruined it.

I learned a valuable lesson that day.

Hold on tight to your treasures, and never trust anyone, ever.

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Are skanks kind of like human beings or different?

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Did you though?

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Are you Stringbean’s brother?? Who says “porker”??:confused:

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They are indeed human beings. They grew up here, in the Southeastern US.

Granted this was over 25 years ago, and the OP was a vague attempt at art.

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What lesson would you hope that I had learned?

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Let’s go down to her quarry and throw some stuff in

8

Sorry, I’m not familiar with any of this.

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Somewhere on this board is a thread titled: “What is the lowest form of human discourse?” Silly me, I replied with “Facebook”. Had I read the OP first, my answer would have been very different.

link

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I’m sorry you didn’t appreciate my literature.

Art critics are a rare breed.

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I’m shocked. I expected the OP’s join date to be October 2015.

Late October, even.
mmm

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Now I’m worried that someone is going to think “Skank Porkers” is a great name for a television show and we’ll be seeing it on Bravo next fall.

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Admit it. You’ll be disappointed when you discover that it’s a BBQ reality show.

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You know, the skank porker might be on a board somewhere telling a story about the needle-dick that lasted all of 12 seconds back in '89, and how she wished she’d gotten a pic.

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I believe the proper term would be ‘skank porkee’ in her case. Not that I disagree with the gist of your comment.

Opening posts like this remind of the David Warner line from “Time Bandits”: “is this the best the Supreme Being can do?”

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You FAIL!

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Ahh, sorry, I’m far from fluent in the OP’s odd dialect.

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There can be only one Super Kapowzler!

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So, If my math is correct, the OP is now somewhere around 45 and yet still thinks like this. Amazing.

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we’re very impressed. you type a lot better than most other 12 year olds.