Nude Sunbathing on the U.N. Plaza

Factual Questions
1

Against international law? Will they send me to the Netherlands to be tried once they’re done with those Libyan terrorists?

What about the part of the plaza that hangs over the FDR drive - is that international territory?

What if you’re caught speeding on that stretch of road - is it of to Holland with you?

2

This ought to come to Jessie Helms’ attention.

3

Hey, why risk it. Just walk a few more blocks to where I live and you can nude sunbathe all you like on my roof. [Really, really big grin face goes here.]