To rid the world of the scurge that is only known as Canada, it’d be well worth it.
“Only known as ‘Canada?’” Isn’t “Soviet Canuckistan” catching on?
Dammit, I kind of liked the sound of it, and I figured it would reduce the incidence of American tourists, out–of-control after encountering beer that actually contains alcohol, whipping out that old “C, eh, N, eh, D, eh” joke.
But who could you blame your winter weather on if we weren’t here?
The name I heard was North Kanadiran, the new axis of evil.
North Korea, Canada, and Iran.
Careful. You don’t want us to activate The Tim Horton Expediency.
“Very well. War it is. Begin the un-thawing of Diefenbaker.”
We’ll pummel 'em with Timbits and scald 'em with hot double-doubles!
Look, we’re only invading Santaland to enact a much needed regime change.
But you can just bet some goddamn liberal will come along and tell you it’s about the presents :mad: .