No, no, no… that’s your real fortune, but in code.
See, the english text you read is the “feel good” fortune - the one that, for marketing purposes, they want you to think is your fortune. They say thing like, “You will have a productive and satisfying career!”, or “You are helpful and kind to strangers!”
However, there is a secret code that maps the number you see into your real fortune. When decoded, they say things like, “You would be wise to get an MRI scan of your left temporal lobe, SOON!”, or, “you will be hit by a bus on the way home from work tomorrow, and suffer a crippling neck injury.”
For obvious reasons, they can’t just come out and tell you this sort of stuff (they’d never sell the cookies then!), so they put it in code that you can only decipher if you know how.
Yes, fortune cookies are recent. They became popular in North America in the fifties, IIRC. Before that, the popular finish to a Chinese dinner was an almond cake, pretty much a sort of shortbread cookie with ground almonds. Much better than fortune cookies!
Hmm. Quite a choice here. Will the real SD please stand up.
Another clue is that all six of the 2-digit numbers are always less than 50. No leading zero is used with numbers less than 10. Most of the sets of numbers are magenta, but some are green.