Help me find the true meaning of my fortune

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

So I go to the Bamboo Hut today for lunch (Kun Pao Chicken w/fried rice & large Coke $6.45).
I finish eating and I open my fortune cookie and…

There is a gradual improvement.
Feelings are sweet and tender.

Lucky Numbers 21,24,26,34,38,43

I’ve been thinking about what this might mean all afternoon and I think I finally came up with the answer, you guys love me don’t you??
Well I feel some kind of emotional tie for you too!!

On the other hand if you think it means something else please post.

Jeffro

2

Well, a friend of mine once let me in on an Ancient Chinese Secret[sup]TM[/sup]:
All fortune cookies should be read with the words “in bed” appended.

Thus your fortune becomes:
“There is gradual improvement in bed.”
and
“Feelings are sweet and tender in bed.”

Do try this at home, folks.

3

My brother once got one that said, “Help! I’m trapped in a Chinese bakery.” Or something like that. He carries it in his wallet to show people just in case they don’t believe him. I don’t know how that would work with “in bed” at the end.

4

Well, obviously, that one doesn’t count, as it was made by someone trapped in a Chinese bakery, and so not in on the secret.

Don’t rain on my parade.