The title sounds like a Grindhouse movie, suggesting an image like this:
https://www.google.com/search?q=chain+saw+nuns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjF9tHhhaLWAhWHMyYKHceNA8wQ_AUICigB&biw=1440&bih=680#imgrc=x3gJK1TzB1Sc9M:&spf=1505301687842
But it’s really a story about a take-charge nun clearing debris from Irma:
If she’d had her yardstick, she woulda cracked Irma across the knuckles.
Or made it kneel on an architect’s scale.
While that’s all kinds of awesome, I do have to wince at the safety implications of using a chainsaw while wearing a habit.
Divine Intervention.
Let this be a lesson, kids. It starts as just sawing occasionally, then moves to chain sawing. It’s habit that nun should pick up.
Your name is going on a list, in case I ever become Emperor.
Now I’m fixated on Sally Field. Thanks a lot! :dubious:
I was taught by the nuns in grammar school. When I saw that video posted on Facebook, “The nuns were scary enough when they just had yardsticks. The thought of one with a chainsaw gives me nightmares.”
Renegade nuns! On wheels!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A nun with a chainsaw!
Shame!