Nuptuals off when friends decline to pay for $60,000 wedding

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I heard a version of this back in the late 1960’s.

The nerve of some people.

It would have been fine if she had asked for a more reasonable contribution, like say $1499

I don’t necessarily think this story is real. However, it brings up a good point about what I really hate about weddings: The gift list. I feel most weddings because I feel they’re all nothing more than gift grabs - i.e., the only reason people want you to go to a wedding is because of the gifts you’ll get them.

However, if this story is real (unlikely, I know), then this entitled bitch expects her guests to pay $1,500 (minimum) for the “privilege” of attending her wedding?! Yeah, right. She can go fuck herself.

Most marriages end in divorce anyway.

This is the myth that refuses to die.

Good Lord what an obviously phony story.