So, as I mentioned in the previous thread of the same title, I work at a grocery store. I put away dairy. For whatever reason, Pillsbury bisccuits and the like are included in “dairy” for my job.
So, I was putting away some sugarfree cinnamon rolls, when one felt strangely light. I shook it, and heard the frosting tin rattle around in there. I picked up some others, but they were noticably heavier, and did not rattle. It is then that I discovered the secret to sugarfree cinnamon rolls is that they are also cinnamon roll-free. I notice the package claim they had 25% less calories. I would imagine that they are actually more like 100% less calories, unless you wanted to eat the frosting straight. There was no visible hole, or possible exit for the rolls
I took it off the shelf, but hypothetically, I’d like to see someone try and return it if they bought it, and the clerk was disinclined to believe.
Customer: Yes, I’d like to return this package of rolls, because there were no rolls in it.
Clerk: So there was no rolls in it? was there a hole when you bought it?
Customer: No, but when I opened it up, there were no rolls in it.
Clerk: Are you sure you didn’t just eat the rolls, and forget?
Customer: YES
Clerk: Ok, here’s your refund, are there any more wrappers from food that you ate but don’t want to pay for that you want to show me?