“Well, you see, it’s hollow in the center, so there are the five outside sides, the five inside sides, and the top side. I wanted to make it twelve by selling the bottom side side, but then some poindexter started droning on about foundations and subsidence and I got bored…”
“The inside sides are the Premium Elite Entrepreneur Trump Amazing Political Experience™ sides. They cost 10 times as much, and only an elite upper class of MAGAts are permitted the privilege of viewing the Holy Name Trump on those sides.”
I cannot believe I brain-farted that so bad.
There are 50 sides to the Pentagon. 5 buildings times (5 outer faces plus 5 inner faces each). Or 55 if you want to count the 5 roofs. Or 75 if you want to separately count each of the 5 roof segments of each of the 5 buildings.
Overall, I think we’re proven the Pentagon can have however many sides your trumply marketing department wants it to have. Kinda like how his accountants can come up with whatever profit (or loss) number is asked for.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside.
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That’s why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.from THE MODERN HIAWATHA
Rev. George A. Strong (1832–1912)
OK. How do I embed an image? It’s giving me an error message.
But apparently there’s a “courtroom sketch” of Trump with Jesus sitting next to him at the defendant’s table. It’s bizarre and telling.
Jason Alexander says there were times he would complain that a Seinfeld script was unrealistic. “Nobody would do that in real life.” And Larry David would tell him “I did!”
Someone posted that in the pit. The Jesus looks like he’s fresh from a gig on Don Kirshner’s rock concerts.
You can’t post an image directly, only a link (URL). Find the sketch online, right-click and choose “open image in new tab,” copy the URL (as long as it’s a jpg), paste here.
Jesus looks pissed to have gotten a bad seat. Why is this guy staring at me? Just go fuck off already.
That is one White, angry Jesus!
Make the Almighty Grumpy Again
ISWYDT
They’ve given Him Trump’s scowl. Are they trying to make Him look like Trump?
He’s probably just very confused, not being able to follow modern English. And maybe the Big Macs are not agreeing with him.
His rural US followers look a lot like that. The suburban ones have shorter haircuts on average but also look a lot like that.
What’s that old saying about humans making god in their image?
I don’t think Big Macs are kosher.
He’s about to turn state’s evidence into wine.
“Whine”
Well, it made me laugh.
j
Moderating:
Please. Let’s stop with the Pit-like commentary and reserve this thread for actual discussion of issues and events. There’s a whole forum in which to indulge hijacks and off-topic commentary. It’s gone on for a long time now and it is time to stop.