I know. Its just bizarre that they got it that wrong when the very article they were headlining said something completely different.
Look man, you don’t know what it’s like to be a reporter, who has seconds to react before someone else gets the scoop first. Sometimes a few innocent bystanders get misquoted.
Sorry. 
Ah, co-literal damage.
That one hurt to read, but I am man enough to admit I deserved to suffer that pun.