NYC to be Blown Up on Groundhog's Day? WTF?

[paperbackwriter]

@Larry Mudd

I don’t think paperbackwriter was whooshed, RTF. Our longdistance laird that likes creation was simply expounding in sober tones on the point which I’d made ingestingly, that febrewery secund is of no import to the fafafather of all schemes for to bother us. Attabom, attabom, attabombomboom! (Traditional alevoila hat noted and all.)

Confusioned? See Jests, jokes, jigs and jorums for the Wake lent from the properties of the late cemented Mr T. M. Finnegan.

See? This, this is why I will never get through Finnegan’s Wake!

[Shirley_Ujest]

Eve that looks like a great time to book a vacation.

[DadWagonDriver]

On the plus side, it may rid the world of Paris Hilton.
Oh wait, we’d have to put up with months of tributes to her then.

Crap.

[Larry_Mudd]

*See that wrecking ball come swinging down on her
Everyone knew that hotel was a goner
They broke all the windows, they took all the door knobs
And they hauled it away in a couple of days
Now someone yell ‘timber’ and take off your hat

Someone’s falling down, falling down, falling down…

• –Tom Waits

Okay, it ain’t no Candle in the Wind, but it’s good enough for the girls we go with.

[Annie-Xmas]

Groundhog Day? Is that Al-Queda or PETA?

[KRC]

Groundhog Day will be the 25th anniversary of Sid Vicious’s death. Obviously Bin Laden is a punk rocker.

[Zebra]

I hope that we are still here and the ‘afterlife’ is pretty the same as the regular ‘life’.

[Eve]

Well, it sorta came true; I blew up on Groundhog’s Day. Some guy was yapping into his cell phone while the train announcer was telling us about a track change, and I turned around and yelled, “If you don’t shut the fuck up for five goddam seconds, I am going to shove that thing so far down your throat it will untie your shoelaces!”

[OxyMoron]

@Eve

…I am going to shove that thing so far down your throat it will untie your shoelaces!"

Y’know, I’d pay extra if my cell phone did that.