Saddam has once again shown he is full of suprises. He just finished, get this…
are you ready?
A romance novel. Not only that, it appears he stole artwork from a Canadian Artist and used it as the cover with no permission given. Well, that one doesn’t suprise me.
Wonders never cease.
http://www.infoculture.cbc.ca/archives/visart/visart_05302001_bowser.phtml
She fell into bed, tantalizing Saddam by slightly exposing one of her wrists.
“Oh, Saddam! Ride me like a camel!” she said.
Saddam licked his lips.
“Prepare to moan like a captured American soldier being tortured!” he bellowed.
“passion swept through her body as she caressed his scud like member”
hahaha Saddam the Iraqi Casanova. So is he hung like a camel? I’ll be snickering all day.
Mussolini wrote one too!
Although, he wrote it before he became a head of state.
I think the title was something like “Sins Of The Cardinal”. I never read it, though.
Suuuure. . . .
:eek:
Oh, my dear sweet lord.
First I was stunned. Then I was feeling a little quesy. Now, I have to see if I can find this thing and read it.
Especially after seeing Snooooopy’s version.
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows painting our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven’s holding a half moon
Shining just for us
Let’s slip off to a sand dune, real soon
Kick up a little dust
Oh, Cactus is our friend
He’ll point out the way
Come on 'til the evening ends
'Til the evening ends
Totally bizzare song, totally bizzare thread topic.
Zette
Finally, their passion exploded, like so many US bombs falling on the capital.
Yes, he did. It’s out of print , these days, & the most recent version was in Italian, but…
Hope the link works.
One hump or two? 
You can just imagine it…
As she tore away his military brown shirt, she could not control herself.
Saddam put his lips close to her ear, and whispered the words she had waited an eternity to hear…
“Relax Guy!! Take it easy Buddy!!!”
Lest there be some misunderstanding -
[teasing]
what I was saying was are you sure you never read it? You seem awfully informed.
[/teasing]
Suuure 
I’ve heard that Esprix has written a torrid novel of homosexual love set in Baghdad.
It’s called Evidently, Iraq.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
As Saddam shifted his pistol slighty so as not to poke an udder…
“Oh, Pork me, poochy!” she bleated…
“Come with me to the Casbah, my little lamb, once my Republican Guards have invaded it… I’ll keep you in woolite all your days…”
Heh…
Maria Muldar never had it so good…
Ooo, ouch, hurts…
Esprix
Here, try some KY, or perhaps some Ben Gay? We do want you to be comfortable!