Oakminster's hardon for me

The BBQ Pit
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Well, and the funny thing is - since I can’t figure out the source of Oak’s utter hatred of me - his bitterness at that childish little discussion may actually be the reason for it. Which would mean he wasn’t just having a one day bad tantrum, but actually created a years-long hatred for me over it.

The funny thing is that I’m so gentle about it too - saying that we’d love to have you, and please give this a try, and this is why we all think it would be better - and he’s flipping out saying CHANGE IS SCARY AND I HATE YOU!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME PERSONALLY!!!

Another choice quote:

The only reason you’re changing this is because everyone in the group wants to change it! THAT’S NO GOOD REASON! AND I HATE CHANGE! OH GOD CHANGE IS SCARY.

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I haven’t read any posts as I fear this is probably a whiny “this poster is picking on me leave me alone” thread, but if not I assume you plan to suck it or take it up the ass. Let us know how it works out.

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Tell you what - if you want to post to a thread without having read it - your post is almost certainly going to be worthless.

Oh wait, it was.

I’m not telling him to leave me alone. There’s obviously some sort of shit he has for me, so I’m telling him to lay it out here so I can deal with it rather than having him snipe me across various pit threads. I’m not the sort of person to back down or ask anyone to be nice to me, and I have no doubt I can smack around Oakminster in pretty much any context. I just want him to actually bring it, rather than hint at it.

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This post makes your ass look fat and your brain look tiny.

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Yet another brick in my continued argument that no meaningful statement has ever been preceded by “I haven’t read the thread, but…”.

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Well the fat bit is true. However being as it’s the Pit I was just looking for a cheap laugh.

The OP, upon reading it, seems to indicate that I chose the wrong thread for a drive by comedy post.

Maybe Oakminster will come to save me with some devastating riposte.

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Mind you there are now 6 posts in a row all about “look at me”.

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Hello Mr. Ask; in this case “hardon” means an unseemly obsession. It isn’t intended to convey a literal sexual meaning any more than the phrase fuck you is meant literally.

The non-sexual usage of hardon isn’t the most common one, but it’s used frequently enough that vanilla jokes about lube and erections seem pretty unimaginative.

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You are correct. I thought about adding this in, but decided it wasn’t worth it.

Sometimes they just goes a-plinking at bottles and tin cans. Sometimes they goes a-shootin’ at the rats in the junkyard. And sometimes they goes a-shootin’ at other varmints, four-legged or even two-legged.

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Is it hardon, hard-on, or hard on?

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You know, like pigeons.

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Wow. I had no idea Oakminster had a crazy side. I always thought he was reasonable in the NFL threads. (More reasonable than SenorBeef who goes crazy in his fandom. (In the fun way!)) But, damn that Fantasy Football reply was something else. Like a parody of someone reacting to a small change in league rules.

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  1. See here:
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You probably should PM him on the off chance that he isn’t aware of this thread.

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Make that 7 in a row.

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Look at me!!!

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I know, he doesn’t have time to read the thread, but he has time to make comments on every time someone posts about his dumbassery.

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Don’t ask.

hurr hurr

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[Quote=Lynn Bodoni]
Around these heah parts, when someone sez they’s gonna exercise their Second Amendment rights, it means that they’s gonna go shootin’ at somethin’.
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Good Lord, y’all’s grammar is atrocious. It’s “they’s fixin’ to shoot at somethin’”. Sheesh.

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Not at all. “They’s fixin’ to to shoot at somethin’” communicates an intent. “They’s gonna go a-shootin’” describes their future actions.