Obama Accused of Attempted Murder!

[The_Understander]

@Equipoise

Oh god, you just know that’s gotta show up somewhere. Maybe not for kryptonite, because maybe they’re not THAT crazy, though you never know, but for some reason.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2515716/posts

Not quite yet, but it looks to be in development for the summer season…

[Nametag]

@Marley23

It was a typo but it’s a good one. Makes the loonies sound like a paramilitary group. Or a snack cracker.

So… “Yes, the crazines are crackers … but what kind of crackers are they?”

[Marley23]

@Equipoise

Wow, killing your grandmother isn’t ruthless? The crazines would beg to differ. They think he’s ruthless and heartless.

Oh, it’s ruthless. Just not as much as having the Secret Service kill your ex-law partner and make it look like suicide. Although if we take the viewpoint that Toot was in on the Kenyan Konnection, that objection would be mitigated or eliminated.

[billfish678]

So,

Was Obama litterally accused of murder?

[billfish678]

@Nametag

So… “Yes, the crazines are crackers … but what kind of crackers are they?”

The majority of crackers are either Florida crackers or Georgia crackers.

[descamisado]

So it’s President Obama on West 95th Street with the Crosstown Bus.

[elelle]

Cue: Puttin’ On The Ritz

[Balance]

@Marley23

It was a typo but it’s a good one. Makes the loonies sound like a paramilitary group. Or a snack cracker.

I was thinking along the lines of “crackpot militia newsletter”, by analogy with the old fanzines. “Fanzine” = “magazine for fans”, and “crazine” = “magazine for crazies”.