OK, maybe if the bus wasn’t moving, it wasn’t attempted murder. But assault, at least!
Or maybe it is Rev. Wright that is guilty of the attempted murder of the English language, for using the word ‘literally’ to mean ‘not literally,’ but he’s just one of many members of that particular criminal conspiracy.
Wow, I didn’t know joke posts were allowed in The Pit again.
-Joe
I literally think that this criticism of the word “literally” has been already done in other threads, literally to death.
Well, it literally infuriates me, so much so that my head will figuratively explode if I see another example.
Never happened. If it were true, Obama would be showing signs of radiation sickness.
I don’t imagine that the antichrist can be afflicted by radiation poisoning.
EDIT: Or superman, whichever you think Obama is. 
In fairness, Wright doesn’t say he’s literally radioactive.
The throw was literal. The bus, however, remains metaphorical.
If he’s Superman he’s vulnerable to kryptonite radiation.
When I saw the thread title I was thinking (or maybe I should say hoping) that someone was accusing Obama of killing Vince Foster. I’d like to see that theory and I’m a little surprised none of the crazines have bothered to invent it.
Crazines. I like that! I’m not going to go looking for links because I don’t have time to take another shower, but many crazines were, and some probably still are, sure that President Obama killed his grandmother right before the election to 1) make sure she didn’t “spill the truth about his Kenyan birth” and 2) to get sympathy to win the election since ‘Sarah was such a threat.’ I am not making this up.
So, Wright is still bitter how Obama, after making a compelling case for why he couldn’t abandon the Reverend for his views, later does dump him when Wright insists on trying to fuck up Obama’s chances in the election out of spirit of pique (French for “being a dick”)?
Yeah but we all know kryptonite doesn’t exist. Therefore SuperObama, or should I say SuperHUSSEIN, is completely invulnerable to any Earth-based harm and will never ever be stopped in his diabolical plan to turn the United States into some kind of Socialist Muslim country.
Naw, Obama’s just a piker, compared to the Evil Clinton Duo. Obama’s only been able to work up to attempt murder, but they actually did the deed, and in their first year in office at that! At this rate, Obama’s clearly just a one-term wonder.
Moved to MPSIMS from the Pit.
It was a typo but it’s a good one. Makes the loonies sound like a paramilitary group. Or a snack cracker.
That’s true. Killing your the grandmother who raised you is more heartless than killing someone who has conspiracy dirt on you, but it’s less ruthless. I don’t know if it’s more evil. And if he’s less evil than the Clintons, that’s really disappointing. I mean, he can’t be Hitler if he’s not even Bill Clinton.
I hear the Deepwater Horizon was exploring a potential kryptonite deposit. That’s why Obama had it blown up.
Unless all three are actually the same person! I mean, all three of them are obviously lizard people; how do we know that they aren’t all the same lizard?! They just have to change masks…
Snack crackers taste better, but town hall meetings are a bitch to clean up after.
Wow, killing your grandmother isn’t ruthless? The crazines would beg to differ. They think he’s ruthless and heartless. Not that they cared about his grandmother anyway. She was in on the conspiracy to enable a little black boy born in Kenya to rise to the Presidency of the United States of America. That’s why she put that birth notice in the paper, to fool future historians.
Oh god, you just know that’s gotta show up somewhere. Maybe not for kryptonite, because maybe they’re not THAT crazy, though you never know, but for some reason.
Did Obama try to throw him under the FRONT tires of the bus or the BACK tires of the bus? Cause, if it was the back tires, Obama is also a self hating racist and traitor to his race as well.
“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”
– Sideshow Bob