‘Them Jews’ won’t let Obama talk to me.
Criminy! What a dumbass. Can’t he just STFU?
Being as how I’m from the South, and came of age in the 60’s. I find this part particularly ironic – “They will not let him to talk to somebody who calls a spade what it is,” he added.
I’m actually relieved that it’s not just me who’s having problems getting to Obama because of the Jews.
Two months ago: we’re all set to go bowling, we’re not even out of the car at the alley when the call comes on speaker phone from someone who identified himself as “Gary” but I swear was Woody Allen saying “Hey, Barry, I’ve been thinking, you know how I said it was okay if you acknowledged Palestine’s right to exist as an independent state? Well I got to thinking, it’s really important that you not quote me because my mom and my aunt Josephine would never ever understand and well I don’t mean to impose but if you were to do that well, I just really couldn’t have you in my house on family poker night and I don’t want you to think that’s racist… hey… pick up if your there cause I need to talk to you about the other thing but I don’t want anybody to hear…”. So I go rent my shoes, get my ball, and Barack comes in and says “Sorry Jon, he’s… well, you know how he is” (which point of fact I don’t). “I’ve gotta go see him because otherwise his aunt is going to have it all over the press. You know the Jews went from picking rags to owning every daily rag more than a century ago so… next week, I promise.”
Next week comes, no call, nothing. Then we’re supposed to go see the new STAR TREK, but I get a call when I’ve ALREADY BOUGHT TICKETS FOR ME, BARACK, AND MICHELLE! that “sorry, Rahm is… well, I’ve never seen him like this, he keeps saying that I like you better and maybe I should just make you Chief of Staff and… well, uh, he took a bunch of pills- they looked like Flinstones to me but he says they were downers, and he’s swearing that he’s going to call up the New York Post and tell them Michelle’s been having an affair with Bill Clinton which is bogus but they’d eat that up, I’m sorry, but, another time.”
Last Thursday we were supposed to play Wii Deerhunting. I get the game all set up, call at the last minute, not even from Barack Obama himself! “Mr. Sampiro… this is Esther… Barack can’t come ovah today because he needs to check my pilot light and while he’s here I wanna talk to him about my friend Myrna’s disability check cause I can’t get anywhere down at the Social Security but maybe he can help. And the kids who go up and down blasting their stereos so loud, I think some of 'em are colored cause they listen to that Enimem so I’m gonna see if he’ll talk to 'em or have ‘em taken into the army or something. How are you doin’? Did I tell you what the doctor said about my appendix? I need a TRANSPLANT!” And this is a woman I haven’t even spoken to before, but she feels that familiar.
Then the ads for the “B’nai Brith One Night Only- FIDDLER ON THE ROOF starring Harvey Fierstein as Tevye and special guest appearance by President Barack Obama as Fyedka” fliers all over town, with the big “Proceeds to benefit Mrs. Esther Mandelbaum’s Appendix Transplant Fund and Israel”- on what was incidentally the same night that Barack and I were supposed to go see UP!
Well, one thing I’ll give McCain- if he said that he’d be over for chili and grilled cheese sandwiches and to watch a Hugh Grant filmfest, he’d by God be there. (Oh, he might bring that frigid wife along, one time he brought Todd Palin who spent the whole evening trying to get me to agree to marry his daughter (“Just be til the campaign’s over, bud!”), but he came. The Jews didn’t keep him on a leash.
I heard UP wasn’t that good, anyway…
Well, if nothing else, at least it’s now clear that Obama has actually broken with him. Should give the tighty righties one fewer talking point.
I don’t even understand the comment. Is the Secret Service staffed by Jews?
I thought he was talking about American Airlines.
Right. They’ll give it up when they give up “Clinton got a blow job.”
:rolleyes:
Too bad the residual effect from the years of Wright’s teachings still exist.
From Monical Lewinsky.
A Jew.
Their conspiracy knows no shame.
Obama sat there and listened to Wright’s hatred for 20 years; when it was time to marry Michelle, he turned to Wright to officiate the ceremony; when he wanted his daughters baptized, it was Wright who performed the services.
But, yeah…Obama barely knew the guy, right? I still crack up when I remember Barack (“It’s like the Special Olympics or something!”) Obama going on and on about how he could no sooner disavow Wright than he could his own family members. Remember? That lasted about a week; Obama quietly sent out a press release stating that he had cut all ties with the racist reverend.
Dear God, I’m glad the election is over.
Them Jews
Once again, I underestimate the extent of my power to do evil.
Haw! Haw! Haw!
Bush invaded Iraq. 
Him and whose army?
Oh.
Not true. That is a disinformation scheme that is part of a larger Jewish plan to keep you away from Obama.
You say that as though you’ve read through a large proportion of Wright’s sermons over those twenty years. I admire your dedication to ascertaining the facts.
So, obviously you’re saying Obama secretly hates white folks, right? That’s got to be mighty inconvenient at family gatherings.
See you in the camps, I guess.
You have to be fairly steeped in hatred to allow something like “them Jews” to trip so lightly off your tongue. Especially when speaking to a reporter. G’head and try it! “Them blacks” or “Them Mexicans.” It really is jarring…unless of course it’s all part of your daily lexicon.
Please cite something “hateful” that Wright said while Obama was in the pews.
Is the word “Jews” offensive?
You know, George W. Bush said that Jews can’t go to Heaven. Funny how yyhou guys never gave a shit about that.
I think it’s cute that you’re still trying to defend Wright long after Barack cut all ties with the guy. If he’s not offensive, why won’t the president speak to him? Or have him over to the White House for dinner? I guess you should ask Obama what he found so offensive about Wright’s comments, huh?
I never heard Bush say anything about Jews and heaven. Sorry. But since I don’t believe anyone goes to Heaven, I guess I wouldn’t care much one way or the other.