In reply to the thread title:
You mean Barack Obama is a successful general who feels he isn’t getting the attention he craves?
Is the entire rant here really “LOL”? If so, LOL.
Edit: This line, even though not written by the OP, is actually pretty funny: “What has Obama - this Conan O’Brien of presidents - done wrong in order to produce this devastating outcome?” Conan O’Brien of presidents, haha.
Every time I see a post like this from you, I picture Statler and/or Waldorf.
That’s just straight-up untrue. He’s got a long way to go to even be cometing for that title.
Hell, he wasn’t even the most inept President of the past decade.
Ah a threesome. I can see that as stimulating your personal economy.
I envision Dylan from “Mr. Show” (who makes his appearance at 1:10).
I cant believe that someone has written something inflammatory on the internet. After all these years of pristine use, now it’s been soiled.
competing.
Speaking of inept. 
[Avatar fan]Hey, don’t you DARE insult Pandora like that! They’d want to convert the natives to Christianity, and cut down the trees to build shopping malls and hotels.[/Avatar fan]
I haven’t read the silliness in the OP, but may I just say, as a die-hard liberal, that Liberals and Progressives who are screaming and whining loudly now, are not going to know what hit them when the right-wingers get back in power. They’ll get exactly what they deserve. The rest of us don’t deserve it, but they do. Assholes.
So they should just roll over? Suck up to people whose only real selling point is that they are somewhat less crazy? Pretend to enjoy being stabbed in the back by the people they voted for?
Heh. I’ve said this a time or two before, but read Ivn the terrible’s posts in Stewie Griffin’s voice.
Now that is funny!
If Green was an SDMB member and had posted that as an OP, I’d like to think he’d be ridiculed for his effort. Since he’s not here, I’m not sure what value there is in writing up criticism he’ll never see. I’d rather post comments on his blog, if I was so inclined.
In other words, rowrbazzle found something stupid on the internet. At most, slow sarcastic applause is in order.
Is Eggs Barack going to involve a Bearnaise sauce? I can’t get behind that.
I now think of Jay Leno as the Grover Cleveland of talk show hosts.
I guess that would make Conan the modern Benjamin Harrison.
Or by Canadian standards, Joe Clark.
I particularly like this quote:
It is true you will never go broke underestimating the Democratic party.
Yeah, the Democratic Party is nothing but a bunch of asses…