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He does? Holy shit, who stole Wisconsin?! :eek:
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OMG! Wonder if “Who Lost Wisconsin” will be as big an issue now as “Who lost China?” was ca. 1950!
How can America close the cheese gap?
Your next-door neighbor America has a president. Mexico has a president. Right across the Arctic Ocean you have Russia, who also has a president. Don’t you think it’s about time you guys got a president? [/peer pressure]
How does that old joke go about how Canada could’ve had “X” from the US, “Y” from France and “Z” from Britain, but they ended with…? I know Y = culture, and they ended up with culture from the US, but I can’t remember the other parts.
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Your next-door neighbor America has a president. Mexico has a president. Right across the Arctic Ocean you have Russia, who also has a president. Don’t you think it’s about time you guys got a president? [/peer pressure]
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Hell yeah! Who needs a Prime Minister? What about separation of church and state?
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How does that old joke go about how Canada could’ve had “X” from the US, “Y” from France and “Z” from Britain, but they ended with…? I know Y = culture, and they ended up with culture from the US, but I can’t remember the other parts.
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This rings a vague bell but the only thing I can remember is that they could have had French cuisine and ended up with British.
[QUOTE=John Mace]
How does that old joke go about how Canada could’ve had “X” from the US, “Y” from France and “Z” from Britain, but they ended with…? I know Y = culture, and they ended up with culture from the US, but I can’t remember the other parts.
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They could have had politics from the Americans, food from the French and culture from the British. They wound up with food from the British, culture from the Americans and politics from the French.
TFD is correct. Why both Obama and Bush have penises AND share 99.9% of the same genes. Practically identical!
Obama has a penis, Bush *is * a penis.
Yes, what I look for in a president is a geek level obsession of all things Canada.
Suck it Canada.
I do not think this means what you think it means.
Rough day for Canucks, considering who the leading Republican candidate for President is. (Not that I believe the story, anyway.)
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Yeah, but they only do it while speaking French. That way the Americans can’t figure out what’s going on.
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It’d be easier if the lazy fuckers would start pronouncing the ends of their words.
Of course Canada doesn’t have a president. It has a governor.
Canada is a state right?
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Of course Canada doesn’t have a president. It has a governor.
Canada is a state right?
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Yes, but it’s a foreign state, dummy. Their president is actually the Archduke of Saskatoon, IIRC.
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Rough day for Canucks, considering who the leading Republican candidate for President is. (Not that I believe the story, anyway.)
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I think Huckabee was more in on the joke than he commonly gets credit for here, but it definitely happened, and it was broadcast nationally here.
[QUOTE=Raygun99]
I think Huckabee was more in on the joke than he commonly gets credit for here, but it definitely happened, and it was broadcast nationally here.
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It says more about Canadians than Americans if they believe that he really thought they were building an igloo around Parliament, doesn’t it?
If you Canadians don’t lighten up, you’ll never get statehood.
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… I believe that GW Bush is a foreign affairs wizard and produced perhaps the most consistent and nuanced set of policies since Nixon.
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Is this a whoosh or are you serious?
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Is this a whoosh or are you serious?
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If you have to ask, your hat is on the ground a block away. 