Obama looks like the kind of guy who...

Dammit, what the heck happened?

I must have hit “edit” when I meant to just put a new reply.

ETA: See following post to see what I meant to say.

-FrL-

Funny thing is*, I’d say that joke is just a tiny bit racially tinged.**

-FrL-

*The butt of the joke is me, I’m sure.

**Not in any way warranting real criticism, to be clear.

Which reminds me.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who’s just a tiny bit racially tinged.

-FrL-

(because that post belongs after the post it’s quoting from.)

…and never tries it again, but still feels guilty twenty years later about his “drug problem.”

Obama looks like the kind of guy who insists that his girls hug everyone in the room before they go home.

(I know a few people who have their kids do this and it always feels very awkward to me. But totally like something Obama would do.)

Obama looks like the kind of guy that has the greenest yard on the block.

Obama looks like the kind of guy that would rent a moonwalk for his kids’ birthday parties.

Obama looks likes the kind of guy who follows “honey-do” lists to the letter.

Obama looks like the type of guy who can expose himself on Main Street and have no one scream. Yes, I’ve been reading the Google Ads, why do you ask?

Obama looks like the kind of guy who only listens to smooth jazz.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who goes to the corporate convention in Vegas and pays rapt attention to the CFO’s speech and feels like he “came away from it with something”. He would also be in bed at 8:30pm to be fresh for the morning symposium on whatever.

Then he’d also let it slip to your boss that you had what he feels are “more alcoholic beverages than is normally encouraged at a corporate function”.

I saw a guy on Saturday wearing a dark blue T-shirt with white lettering, and no picture. It read, “Barack Hussein Obama is a terrorist.” :rolleyes: I kid you not.

Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who’d always lend you whatever you needed if he lived next door to you, and never pester you to get it back.

He looks like the kind of guy who’d be the peacemaker in any office dispute.

He looks like the kind of guy who’d play hard but fair in a driveway basketball game.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who has a “secret recipe” for chili, and brings it to every party and potluck he’s invited to. Every. Single. One.

Obama:Ned Flanders::McCain:Groundskeeper Willie.

-FrL-

(::Clinton:???)

He always warns everyone, “Be careful! It’s pretty hot!” But really, it’s very mild.

Lindsay Nagle.

Well, he doesn’t look like Curious George, we know that for sure, right?

…has his sock drawer arranged in rows and colour coded, with the socks all rolled up in the self-contained ball style.

Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who picks up on a hobby that you’re into, and in under a week, is doing it better than you are, but somehow you can’t get mad about it, and you feel vaugely guilty about being peeved.

Obama looks like the guy who, after working a full day in a suit and tie, kicks back and relaxes by taking off his jacket and loosening his tie.

I was thinking Mickey Mouse.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who doesn’t realize he can fly until he wakes up one morning after a drunken night of debauchery, in a tree with a talking mouse and a splitting headache.