Obama looks like the kind of guy who...

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[Obama supporter here, but…]

I hope the mods won’t mind the double post since I put these in the McCain thread along with a coupla Hillary ones:

Obama looks like the kinda guy who mentions his autographed Captain & Tennille LPs and Ferrante & Teicher posters while referring to famous rap acts as “M&Ms and Snoopy Dog Dog” on an episode of pretty much any black sitcom. italicized portion changed from original
Obama looks like the successful handsome black guy who’s really evil and ultimately gets hurt very very badly by M’dea once his wife/girlfriend comes to her senses and leaves him for the sensitive blue collar guy in every single Tyler Perry’s M’dea movie.

PS- A reminder of a previous somewhat similar thread.

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Hilarious and very true. (I’m sorry, Senator Sexy.)

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who breaks up a fight between 10-year-olds and has them apologize to one another… and mean it!

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Obama looks like the kind of guy you’d see on the pages of a Sears catalog modeling casual business wear.

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who pats his brow with a folded linen handkerchief when he perspires.

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who’ll work as an organizer in a bad neighborhood but won’t share his Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with you.

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…and you’ll feel genuinely just a tiny bit guilty for having asked.

-FrL-

…you may even grow a little as a person as a result…

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I don’t get it…what’s raising the roof? Googling gets me nothing…NOTHING.

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Dude, you’re not getting any of these, are you?

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Here’s some help for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzeTmleopAI&feature=related (funny clip from The Office)

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who whips me in a one-on-one pickup basketball game and then says “wanna play again?”

Obama looks like the kind of guy that Sondra Huxtable would bring home to meet dad, Dr. Huxtable.

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I got it!

Obama looks like . . .

Captain Carrot!

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??

I guess you didn’t get mine.

-FrL-

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who tucks his dress shirt into his underpants for that really secure feeling.

Speaking of which, Obama looks like the kind of guy who never ever goes commando.

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… and who would answer “Boxers or briefs?” with “Yes”.

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who, immediately after meeting you, starts calling you by your first name as if he’s known you for years, and it gets really annoying.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who sleeps with a little mask over his eyes and a “Breathe Right” strip on his nose.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who never eats any kind of cereal other than Raisin Bran.

Obama looks like the kind of guy who has a large supply of emergency back-up shoelaces.

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…and always packs a sewing kit with him when he travels.

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who uses a fresh facecloth everytime he showers.

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Obama looks like the kind of guy who would earnestly use the word “defecate”, as in “I think your dog has defecated on my lawn again”.

He looks like the kind of guy who’s glad that he didn’t get the frat tattoo after all.

He looks like the kind of guy orders an ice water with his well done steak.

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Barack Obama looks like the kind of guy who’s going to be the next President of the United States… and is going to do the job a lot better than his predecessor.