As I was reading this thread, I was composing a thread about how Obama sounds like a Ned Flanders-type. The Simpsons should do a show where Ned meets Barok.
Obama is the type of guy who would use a Seinfeld reference to sound “cool.”
Obama is the type of guy who would ask “May I use your facilities?” when he has to [del]piss[/del] wash his hands
Obama looks like the type of guy who wears long pants to the beach.
Barak is the kind of guy who organizes the neighborhood watch. Everyone wears a reflective vest and has a whistle, but on him it looks good.
OMG! Totally! Obama is Captain Carrot!
Gotta be one in every thread, eh?
Obama looks like the kind of guy who would wear a Dramamine patch to ride a pontoon boat.
I disagree. He’s the only guy who doesn’t need one when you go white water rafting.
…who, when teased as a boy by being told he looked like Howdy Doody, would patiently explain to the teaser that Howdy Doody is a puppet so the comparison is ridiculous.
I dunno. Maybe if he had white hair, and was more gouty.
Obama looks like the kinda guy who stands just a little too close to you.
Obama looks like the kinda guy who doesn’t get the joke, but laughs anyway.
Obama looks like the kinda guy who tells a joke, and then explains why its so funny.
Obama looks like the kind of guy who got his test answered copied in school.
Obama looks like the kind of guy who joined the Suicide Hotline service, and not just to meet vulnerable chicks.
Winner!
Obama looks like the kinda guy who might have bad breath from time to time, but you have a crush on him anyway.
He looks like the kind of guy who would be completely oblivious to any signal that a woman was interested in him.
Barack Obama does not look like the type of guy who would give his wife a dutch oven, but he does, and thinks it’s hilarious. He’s also the type of person who rips a huge one and wipes out the room but manages to turn it into a joke wherein instead of being disgusted, you’re also laughing and going, “Damn, Barack, that was a good one, you really got me that time, I had my mouth open and everything!”
(He does have a wicked gas problem, so it’s not a huge leap.)
Obama looks like the kind of guy who tries to convince you that Darth Vader would beat Superman in a fight, but only if his lightsaber crystal was made from kryptonite."
Obama looks like the kind of guy who, when seeing that the Hillary Clinton version of this thread was moved to MPSIMS, would immediately move this and the McCain thread there too.
He looks like the kind of guy who enjoys butter beans as the entree for supper.
… looks like the kind of guy if offered a complimentary coffee, would refuse and ask for orange juice instead.
Obama looks like the kind of guy who ate all his vegetables as a kid and would actually ask for seconds on the lima beans.
Obama looks like the kind of guy who eats pizza with a knife and fork, with his napkin tucked in.
Obama looks like the type of guy who is very adept at pulling the wool over people’s eyes.