Obama making address at 10:30 PM?

Mods, feel free to edit the title of my thread once the President reveals the news.

Hang his body from the empire state building for all to see.


I was sure this was going to be about Biden’s long-form birth certificate…or lack thereof.

I’m not saying he *was *born in Borneo, but why has he proven he wasn’t? Yeah, think about it.