Obama vs. Batman: Who would win?

I say Obama wins. He doesn’t have a cape slowing him down.

Obama does seem to catch his opponents unprepared…

Batman is the dark knight. Coincidence? I’ve never seen them in the same place.

Batman’s law-and-order platform would give him some strength in the red states.

But Robin as his sidekick, with the hint of an under-age gay relationship, would undo him.

Unless he were prepared,

Well, considering Bill Richardson is Batman, and he already dropped out against Obama, my gut is going to have to say Obama.