Best housebreaker ever! Break your house into a thousand pieces in one minute flat! Sell it to one guy for firewood, sell it to another as a pre-fab Ikea house he can assemble with an Allen wrench. Cash both their checks, fuck 'em, they can sue me.
But what if the Allen wench doesn’t want to assemble with him? Would that be a breach of contract?
Best not be abridging an Allen wrench’s first amendment right to freedom of assembly – unless it is one of those fucking metric things that are overrunning us.
The Allen wrench might not wish joinder with you.
If the instructions have gold fringe, you do NOT want to ‘establish joiner’ with that wrench. Explain to the arresting officer that “Allen of the family: Wrench” is just a construct.
The ethnicity of wrenches is protected under the Equal Oppotunity Employment Act … I’m going to need to see some equal treatment here of Clutch wrenches …
I didn’t realize that wenches had workplace protections in place.
Uhmmm… Hooters.
…And you may say to yourself “My God! What have I done!”…
Once in a Lifetime, Talking Heads
How did I get here?
This is not my beautiful wife!
Your back is no more attractive than your front.
Sorry everyone. Misread thread and responded to old, old post.
What a bunch of libnuts. I happened across this board and hoped it would be interesting. Guess I’ll go elsewhere in search of intelligence.
Socking for the OP, right?
Thanks for stopping by. We’re all better for having been insulted by a complete stranger. I hope you find the agreement that you find interesting (apparently you find disagreement boring) elsewhere.
The door says “Pull”, quit pushing on it genius.
Good for you. It’s never too late for self-improvement.
You must feel like a complete fucktard, then. You went through all the trouble of registering for this message board without apparently finding out anything about it first.