From this thread I would say **Bubastis ** is a man.
A man thats starts too many threads but a man. He actually started a pit thread on **Larry Mudd ** because he had the nerve to suggest
Jim
Shhh, we are only allowed to think the second part, not post it. 
Jim
::shrug:: I can’t sympathize. I hear the complaint about fat seat-neighbors causing discomfort all the time but I just can’t picture how that works out. Does the discomfort come from desperately trying not to come into physical contact with a stranger to the point of contorting your own body (I saw one response in this thread that said so, but if that’s the case, it sounds like a YP)? Is the person so fat that his spillage is enough to squash you (sounds unlikely).
Reading some people’s reactions to this thread made me think of how much more I could offend them. Horrible things that occurred to me while reading this thread:
Mandatory fat farms for any person over 300 pounds.
How about a “fat tax”? Smokers and drinkers get taxed, why not food-abusers?
In any given theater or airplane or etc., label an entire row “the fat person row” If you overlap into anyone’s seat you are forced to sit in bright orange extra-wide chairs in the fat person row and everyone gets to point and laugh at you. They can throw things, but not food.
Have a maximum weight at which you are allowed to buy snacks. “I’m sorry sir, the scale says 382 pounds, I can only serve you water or a diet coke.”
I am going to hell for this.
It’s a JOKE people.
No, you see, for it to be a joke, it has to be funny.
This may not go well. Good Luck.
Touche’
No, I really don’t expect it to go well. I just felt the urge to twist the knife a little. Luckily, none of you know where I live.
That’s what you think. Your location says “Earth”. I know where that is, Mister!
bubastis, it is my opinion that you are writing some of your posts with the hope of pissing people off and deliberately starting a trainwreck. This is trolling, and against the rules here.
For example,
From Dont throw my fucking food around!
(emphasis mine)
and
(emphasis mine)
From the OP of this thread:
Everything you’ve written in these two threads seems to be fishing for a reaction. Perhaps I’m wrong and you’re just a nitwit, but I don’t think I am. So knock it off. This is an official warning.
Just because you can’t picture how it works, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen. While you may think it unlikely that someone can, literally, be squashed sitting next to an obese person, it’s happened. Here’s one case where a woman who suffered serious physical injuries, sued Virgin Airlines and won. Crushed flier wins obesity payout
Ah, I see where I made my mistake. I was thinking goth chick when in fact it’s sci fi nerd guy. Carry on.
(emphasis mine) Can’t do that, Wolfian. Sorry, but those are the rules. Please don’t do it again.
Hey! There’s nothing nerdy about Watchmen! Take that back!
pushes glasses back on nose and pats down cowlick
This thread just shows that the posters here (excluding the OP) can take a sour lemon and make lemonade out of it! Thanks for the laughs guys.
Please don’t insult Sci Fi nerd guys. (I used to be one).
There must be a better name for him, rhymes with Work but starts with a j perhaps.
Hooray for **Giraffe ** for calling it the way we see it.
Jim
Yeah, I’ve got friends who live there.
Earth? Thats where them gringos live.
Even from the front, baby had back.
Ok, thanks. BTW I wasn’t trying to be snarky & dismissive, I was genuinely asking. Being crushed by a fat person next to you still seems hardly possible in my mind but now I know I’m wrong.
I’m not sure what everybody’s going on about with this “whoosh” stuff, but I was not being fecitious at all. I really am fat! I swear!