What’s wrong with that?
And why would you call the girls Bimbelinas? Is spending a Friday night baking cookies a common activity for bimbos?
After you called them that, I started picturing them as Laverne and Shirley.
Update:
The father of one of the girls hasgotten a restraining order to keep the Cookie Monster’s husband from calling him.
Boy, these folks are just winners, eh?
Holy hell…
I swear, I’d be tempted to sue.
So. It’s very bad to give someone cookies and you will get sued because it causes horrific stress and fear and the end of life as we know it and the gates of hell to open. But, it’s OK for the “victims” to start making harrassing phone calls? Good thing I’m not the neighbor or you’d be seeing my face on Cops or Most Wanted. What a bunch of scumbags. I hope Mr and Mrs Cookiehater get tarred, feathered, and run out of town on a rail.
Just because I can’t believe this thread has gone on so long without the reference, but:
** <Knock, knock, knock>
"Who's there?"
"Land shark."**
Hopefully those girls have learned their lesson. Next time the knock on someone’s door, they might be mistaken…for a land shark.
Bizarre. Has someone submitted this to “News Of The Weird”?
Stranger
Lib, I hope for your sake that you tell us when you’re taking the devil’s advocate position. Being a devil’s advocate and not telling us is tantamount to trolling, IMHO. Trolling doesn’t necessarily involve stirring up shit.
Acc. to the link, Wanita and her husband, Herb, have had their lives threatened and they may have to move.
Wow. I am shocked that some people would crank call these people. Do they not realize that this could cause severe emotional distress to Mrs. Young?
You’re shocked ?
Well, I’m shocked, SHOCKED that you have underestimated the ebil that lives in this town. Midnight cookie marauders abound in this small community, and you sit here worried about prank callers.
Bullflop. Are you only suppossed to post when you feel passionately about a topic? Must you always defend only those things you believe in? Sometimes you argue the point to make it become clearer in your mind. Sometimes you argue the point to make it clearer in the mind of others you are conversing with. If you say to them, “I’m only doing this to help you understand”, you’ll end up stopping the conversation right there. I think if the points being raised are valid* it is irrelevant as to what the motives of the poster are.
*What is valid? There are lot of conversations about religion on this board. As I am an athiest, I know that any argument based upon what a god thinks, acts, or wants, is flawed from the get go. Does that mean everyone who posts about god is a troll even though I know there is no basis for their belief? I don’t think so. So why should it matter the motives of the poster as long as others are interested in arguing the point?
“Who knows what ebil lies in the heart of men? Only the Shadow knows!” 
How about this one?
** <Knock, knock, knock>
"Who's there?"
"Goons."
"Who?"
"Hired goons."**You missed Homer’s reply which is the best part of that bit:
“Hired goons?”
Tag! You’re it.
I just realized my 500th post was a Simpson’s reference! Whoohoo!
That is the coolest thing ever.
I mean, D’oh! :smack:
"“Our home is like a funeral parlor.”
Odd. I had the impression she viewed it more as Fort Apache, The Bronx.
Young: “All this over cookies,” she said.
Indeed.
Young: “My…soul…is damaged.”
Gee, that oughta be worth at least $5.99 in small claims court.
Aw, my heart bleeds for this poor beknighted woman…
Jeebus on a cracker! What an asshat!