OK. We’re talking about Fucking, Austria. I’ve read the Snopes article here which confirms it exists. So here’s my problem with Fucking, Austria. I live next to the country and every single time I go through Austria, I check the most detailed maps, and I have yet to find Fucking, Austria, or even Focking, Austria, or anything of the kind. Despite Snopes’s reliability, I just can’t quite seem to believe it exists. No map I have ever checked–and believe me, I have checked scores of maps–have noted this town/hamlet/village/puddle. Can anyone confirm for me from a (preferably) modern map that this locale exists? I’m skeptical. It’s certainly within the realms of possibility–I’m not going to just dismiss it as an urban legend–I just can’t find any evidence for it.
here you go. It’s pronounced “fooking”.
Yeah, I found the same page. Looks like it’s near Salzburg.
The form page generates some hilarious generic links.
“Ask a forum question about Fucking”
“Fucking Member Meetings”
“Build your own Fucking general tip”
They should be a sister village with Dildo .
That sounds like a line from a Bruce Willis movie
BAHAHAHAHAH… funniest thread of the night!!
How about the Greek island of Lesbos…
I found this this site: http://www.austrianmap.at/ which has a navigable map that seems to be quite detailed. I couldn’t find Fucking near Salzburg, but I may have missed it. It couldn’t find it using the search feature, at least I think it was a search feature, maybe somebody who understands German may have better luck.
Your site confirms its existence, near Salzburg (south of Burghausen). It is actually close to a place called Tittmoning.
Oh, my dear God! Let’s see now… Fucking is near Tittmoning… which probably is a stone’s throw away from Buttgrinding, and not too darn far away from Cockthrobbing. Austria looks like a very interesting place to visit. And it just dawned on me… part of my heritage on my mother’s side is Austrian!! Thanks, Mom!
It seems to me that Fucking would be better off if coupled with Intercourse, PA and Laid, Scotland. But to be safe they should first have Condom, France in their union. As a sister village, Dildo would provide much joy to Twatt, Orkney Is. Maidenhead, England, on the other hand, could be ruined by an association with Dildo. And afficianados of such relationships are salivating over the possibility of Tongue, Scotland doing French Lick, IN with Muff, Ireland.
Expedia Maps finds “Fucking, Oberösterreich, Austria”.
Apparently Fucking cannot be found in some sources because it is not an independent municipiality but one of 22 villages which are part of Tarsdorf.
Have any Dopers been there? Or do any live in Austria, or near enough to the border, who can drive over there and check it out?
I’d love to know if there are any souvenir shops selling Fucking Postcards, Fucking Teatowels and other Fucking Tourist Tat. If not, I plan to move there and open one.
Hehe, it gets better - go to http://www.tarsdorf.at/ and click on “Info”. Among the other villages in Tarsdorf are Hucking, Sinzing, Wolfing and Wupping. Sounds like a fun party…
And a bit of further Google work finds that you can buy souvenirs, at http://www.fucking.at/fucking/eOrt.htm
Gotta love that domain name. (The e-mail address is office@fucking.at )
I’ll see you all in August for Dildo Days. I’ll be in the voyeur gallery.
“Come and enjoy”, they say.
Ah, indeed,indeed…
And Intercourse is a few miles away from “Mount Joy”.
UnuMondo, former PA resident
Who needs Dildo when you’ve got a Bell End?
Not to mention “Fucking Off the Beaten Path”
I got a kick out of the Welcome-to-Fucking road sign: http://www.fucking.at/fucking/fucking.jpg
“Bitte-nicht so schnell!” means “Please: not so fast.”