Yep, that’s right–I got an obscene voicemail. This morning when I got up and was getting ready to connect to the internet, I noticed that there was a voicemail on my phone. So I call up to pick up the message, and lo and behold here’s some guy, trying to disguise his voice (and sounding even more bizarre than he probably already does in real life) asking me to suck his iron cock! LOL I immediately hit the delete button so don’t know what else he might have wanted…but I had to laugh about it being iron. He must be obsessed with metal, I guess!
Heh, “iron cock” made me laugh too.
One of the guys from the “Iron Chef” cooking show??
Or maybe it was from Metal Mickey*?
*“Mickey” is Irish slang for “penis”.
<Tin Man>
*When a man’s an empty kettle
He should be on his metal
And yet I’m torn apart
Just because I’m presumin’
That I could be kind of human
If not for the iron cock*
</Tin Man>
Damn, if I had gotten that, I would have made it into an mp3 and posted a link to it here!