Obscure Catchphrase Challenge II: The Re-Phrasening

In March of last year, pizzabrat started the thread “Obscure Catchphrase Challenge,” in which Dopers posted and responded to obscure catchphrases from TV and movies. This thread was one of my favorites, and when I stumbled onto it a couple of days ago, I thought it would be great to do another one. I’ll start the thread with a number of catchphrases that I posted in the original that remained unanswered by the end of the original thread, plus three more I just thought of:

“Snap me down!” “Cut me an oversized wedge!” (same show segment)

“Ah-HA! I love saying that. All together now: ah-HA!”

“A minor setback.” “Go forth and destroy!” (same show)

“Why’s things always falling on my head?” (a PC game)

“The dog ate grandma’s toes.” (Not really a catchphrase per se, but part of an online gag, sort of a Web catchphrase.)

“Yeah, right…” (An actual Web catchphrase.)

“Shaddup!” (spoken in a Jerry Lewis voice)

“Oh, the life I live is sad.”

“Is it fishstick day?”

“Yay me!”

And three more I just thought of:

“I am not a nutbag.”

“I like rice…”

“Will someone please cue that bird?”