Obscure, cynical quotes

Duckman quotes:

C&M: Ajax, that’s the same movie!

Ajax: Actually, they’re all the same movie. That’s why hollywood plotlines are like visits from old friends.


CF: Oh - I must say I’m surprised at how readily you boys bastardized your code of ethics in order to justify a morally dubious decision. That was very grown-up of you.

Whatever happened to duckman? I don’t see it on tv anymore.

I think Comedy Central is going to start rerunning it this week.

I’m happy to see Moonlighting back on Bravo (7:00 P.M. EST).

Kinda off subject, but was Ajax voiced by one of the Zappa boys?

I don’t know how obscure this is, but here’s what Ambrose Bierce had to say about cynics"

CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic’s eyes to improve his vision.


Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

“In a world in which elephants are pursued by flying men, people are just naturally going to want to get high.”
Source?

Yup ThisYears is was Dweezil.

So are you a new girl each year?


She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

Speaking of the Zappa boys, whatever happened to their show Happy Hour? Was that cancelled , too?

Yup, that got canned… too bad too, but Ahmet is hosting WebRiot on MTV


She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

Here in Montreal it’s on Teletoon twice a day, everyday.

It’s the only show I’ve ever watched regularly. I might start watching History Bites if I ever find out when it’s on. Now that’s a kickass show, although I don’t see who the audience for that is. It’s a history show for people who know history, otherwise you don’t get half the jokes.